Slap jokes
Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face? Because Huggy didn't get a kissy from Kissy Missy.
Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.
I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.
I would never slap a woman, then I’d be destroying property.
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
In my house, good sex sounds like seals slapping each other.
What should more fun than slapping a baby?
Deez nutz.
So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?
"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I slapped you, that’d be animal abuse.
One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
Once my friend saw my wrist, slapped it and said "I like ya cuts, G!"
What do you call an angry Panera Bread?
Panera slapped!
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
*slaps* "We ask ze questions!"
I know this isn't the real chicken wing song, but my version...
"Chicken wing, chicken wing, I want your mommy. Slap her with my hairy salami while she's still yawning."
Make your own chicken wing song and put it in the comments... :)
Before Marriage Boy: At last, I can hardly wait! Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No, don't even think about it! Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of course, always! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: No, why are you asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get! Girl: Will you slap me? Boy: Hell nah, you crazy!! Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yeah girl! Girl: Oh Honeyyy😍
After Marriage Now, read that from the bottom to the top.
Mother, father, and a son. Father purchased a robot that can detect lies. The robot slaps when you lie.
During dinner time: Father: Son, what have you done today? Son: I watched Netflix, Dad. Robot: Stood up and slapped the son! Son: Okay! Okay! I watched porn, Dad. Dad: What? You watched porn? You are only 14! I never knew porn till I was 18 years of age. Robot: Stood up and slapped the Dad! Mother: Started to laugh and said "Sure he is your son!" Robot: Stood up and slapped the mother!
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