Slapper jokes
Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.
Why did the cowboy die with his boots on??
He didn鈥檛 want to stub his toe when he kicked da bucket 馃槀馃ぃ馃憣馃徎馃憣馃徎.. knee slapper
That's a knee slapper, or should I say, a wheel slapper?
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they鈥檙e shellfish.
Hahahahahahahaha what a knee slapper!
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
Do you know how a dragon is? You don't know who? It's dragging these 2-liter balls across your pathetic face and slamming it into a f*cking dumpster you regret.
Dear Slim Shady,
balls.
The American salute starts with your hand facing flat towards the ground on your head.
The British salute starts with your hand against your head just like the American salute.
The French salute starts with your hands in the air.
The Saudi salute starts with you being bent over with a camel tongue in your ass.