Slapper jokes
Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.
Why did the cowboy die with his boots on??
He didn鈥檛 want to stub his toe when he kicked da bucket 馃槀馃ぃ馃憣馃徎馃憣馃徎.. knee slapper
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they鈥檙e shellfish.
Hahahahahahahaha what a knee slapper!
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.
I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut, so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.
Your hairline is so back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Hickory dickory dock. My wife avoids my cock. She's losing her and having an affair. So I had to slap Chris Rock.
Your hairline is so pushed back, it's looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.