Slapper jokes

Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on??

He didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked da bucket 😂🤣👌🏻👌🏻.. knee slapper

Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.

Hahahahahahahaha what a knee slapper!

1 like = 1 more child in my blender.

I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut, so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.

Your hairline is so back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.

Me running after slapping the emo kid's wrist and saying, "I like ya cut g."

Do you know how a dragon is? You don't know who? It's dragging these 2-liter balls across your pathetic face and slamming it into a f*cking dumpster you regret.