Slapper jokes
Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.
Why did the cowboy die with his boots on??
He didn鈥檛 want to stub his toe when he kicked da bucket 馃槀馃ぃ馃憣馃徎馃憣馃徎.. knee slapper
That's a knee slapper, or should I say, a wheel slapper?
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they鈥檙e shellfish.
Hahahahahahahaha what a knee slapper!
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.
I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut, so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
Hickory dickory dock. My wife avoids my cock. She's losing her and having an affair. So I had to slap Chris Rock.
What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.