Slap jokes

Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?

The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.

The next day I saw a dead orphan.

Your butt's so big you can slap it and ride the waves.

Me running after slapping the emo kid's wrist and saying, "I like ya cut g."

Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.

Why can you slap an orphan?

Are they going to tell mommy?

I would never slap a woman, then I’d be destroying property.

Roses are red, violets are blue, If I slapped you, that’d be animal abuse.

Before Marriage Boy: At last, I can hardly wait! Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No, don't even think about it! Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of course, always! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: No, why are you asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get! Girl: Will you slap me? Boy: Hell nah, you crazy!! Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yeah girl! Girl: Oh Honeyyy😍

After Marriage Now, read that from the bottom to the top.