Slang jokes
A man said his bars are lit. I said no, because mine are fire.
symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?
symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?
angela: Because you are the thot of the group.
symple: Well it takes one to know one.
symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"
angela: FUCK OFF!
Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.
Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!
Stacy: lol
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?
Because they literally can't even.
Memes
COSMO um???
What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth.
Smoking a fag in Britain: đŹ
Smoking a fag in America: hate crime.
Six one.
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.
You know what they call pineapples in Paris?
I don't know, what?
Anus.
My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"
My bully. đ
What do renovators and lesbians have in common?
They're both not interested in exposed wood, apparently.
A man walked into a bar and said, "What do you call a cum shot?"
The people running the bar said, "I don't know, nut."
The guy said, "Are you calling me a nut?"
Why did the three 23s not go to the orphanage?
Because they already 69'd.
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough from his beats.
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"
Daveon is my blud, cuh.
Y'all ass fr fr.
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!