Slang jokes
Why did the booty get a job?
To make ends meet!
Are you going to SHOWCON?
What’s SHOWCON?
Show con these nuts.
Nutty.
Your daddy must be a drug dealer, because you're dope.
Can I put deez nuts in yo cluts?
What did one copper say to the other? C U.
What do you call a redneck on fire?
A fire cracker.
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs?
One's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean.
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."
Student: What's the best thing in the world?
Teacher: I don't know what.
Student: Hard rock cock.
Can I put my baaaalls in yo jaaaaws?
I’m gay because I nutted on the wall, now there are walnuts.
Walk up to an emo and say, "I like your cuts G."
Someone stole my balls :(
So, two condoms walk by a gay bar. What does one condom say to the other? "Hey, wanna get 'shit-faced?'"
Why was the fanny flat?
So it can flop about.
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.