Slang jokes
Doin' (DYM 19)
Doin (DYM 20).
Know (DYM 24).
Yurrrrrrr?
Doin (DYM 8).
Your (DYM 47).
Your (DYM 31).
Your (DYM 29).
Your (DYM 36).
Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?
Because they literally can't even.
Smoking a fag in Britain: 🚬
Smoking a fag in America: hate crime.
Six one.
A man walked into a bar and said, "What do you call a cum shot?"
The people running the bar said, "I don't know, nut."
The guy said, "Are you calling me a nut?"
Why did the three 23s not go to the orphanage?
Because they already 69'd.
How does a pimp answer when asked why he chose his occupation?
Answer: He wanted a stable source of income.
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.
My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"
My bully. 😭
You know what they call pineapples in Paris?
I don't know, what?
Anus.
What do renovators and lesbians have in common?
They're both not interested in exposed wood, apparently.
I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."