Slang jokes
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.
Smoking a fag in Britain: 🚬
Smoking a fag in America: hate crime.
How bout you Rhydon deez nuts?
My guy: I have a Q-Tip.
Me: You can Q my tip.
My guy: Ayo!
You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.
Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?
Because they literally can't even.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.
Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!
Stacy: lol
Haha, balls hahaha!
Dez nuts!
Do you know who Dee is?
Dees nuts!
Kindly yeet someone!
Mijn penis is lang lmao.
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
My balls.
Squirtle to Bulbasaur: "You kinda cum... like a baka..."
Wiener.
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?