Slang jokes
How bout you Rhydon deez nuts?
My guy: I have a Q-Tip.
Me: You can Q my tip.
My guy: Ayo!
Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.
Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!
Stacy: lol
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
Nutty.
Is this tuff in 2023?
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
Do you know who Dee is?
Dees nuts!
Dez nuts!
You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.
Haha, balls hahaha!
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
My balls.
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
Mijn penis is lang lmao.
Kindly yeet someone!
Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?
Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.
Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.
Have you seen the Justin meme?
Yeah, the ones that cracked at Fortnite?
Just-in time for deez nuts.
Bruh.
But actually, it's a parody.
Wait, actually?
Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).
Squirtle to Bulbasaur: "You kinda cum... like a baka..."
Wiener.