Slang jokes
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"
Deez nuts, ahaha!
Yeetus.
What's that stupid girl in your class called?
Thot.
What do you call a skeleton's erection?
A boner.
What is it called when a gay guy punches someone?
Fruit punch.
NONCE
Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.
Yo mama so dumb, when a kid told her to “give her a fag,” she kidnapped Ricardo!
Me: Let's go to Randy's.
Friend: There's no Randy's.
Me: Ran deez nuts with a car.
Why do you never see gay people in wheelchairs?
You can’t be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Why did the booty get a job?
To make ends meet!
My favorite meme is, "N_gga."
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👨 👨 What does the initials GOP stand for?
👬 Gay man On Penis.
Ligma.
Balls.
What did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don't look at my crack!
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To give everyone FRESH CUTS.
when the sus.
DEEZ NUTS
GOTTEM!