Slang jokes
Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny.
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before, what can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.
American soldier: "Did you come here to die?"
Australian soldier: "Nah mate, I came 'ere yesterdie."
Clap em sis!
What did the girl say to the white guy? “You have a peener wiener!”
If a prostitute is celebrating her birthday, does she get a hoecake?
What is Jay?
Phat.
When I tell people my girlfriend's packin', they always think she's really good with a gun.
She's actually transgender and on the waiting list for surgery.
Your mum went to the dentist so she could install Bluetooth.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no balls to do it.
Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.
Are you a Muslim, because you're the bomb?
What kind of chocolate does a lesbian hate?
Ones that contain nuts.
Hey, dude man. I'm a dude man.
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?
I have ligma.
My bro said food was cool. So I threw a piece of cool chicken at him. For some reason, he hit me, OOF.
Yo mama so dumb, when a kid told her to “give her a fag,” she kidnapped Ricardo!
That's cringe, bro. The ex weas pisitive.