Slang jokes
What do you call a duck on drugs?
A quackhead.
"Dees nutz, got 'em!"
Gay air.
Method Man: Yo what’s crackin’?
ODB: Yep
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass.
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
Would masturbating while smoking weed be considered masturblazing, weedwhacking, or highjacking?
Smoking a fag in Britain: 🚬
Smoking a fag in America: hate crime.
What’s the difference between jam and marmalade?
I can’t marmalade my cock into your mum’s arse.
American soldier: "Did you come here to die?"
Australian soldier: "Nah mate, I came 'ere yesterdie."
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
What do you call a down syndrome person that was hit by a car?
Mash potato.
we (DYM 55).
I have ligma.
"Jizzy jazz all over my ass."
Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?
A: Because they have the balls to.
I bOi jug go CMC?
What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
Why did the zookeeper lose his job? For choking the chicken and spanking the monkey!