Slang jokes
Daveon is my blud, cuh.
Y'all ass fr fr.
What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth.
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough from his beats.
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
A man walked into a bar and said, "What do you call a cum shot?"
The people running the bar said, "I don't know, nut."
The guy said, "Are you calling me a nut?"
How does a pimp answer when asked why he chose his occupation?
Answer: He wanted a stable source of income.
The penis has a sad life. His hair is always a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
He also stands up for kids who can't defend themselves.
Are you a Muslim, because you're the bomb?
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.
You know what they call pineapples in Paris?
I don't know, what?
Anus.
My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"
My bully. 😭
What do renovators and lesbians have in common?
They're both not interested in exposed wood, apparently.
Why did the three 23s not go to the orphanage?
Because they already 69'd.
Smoking a fag in the UK means to smoke a cigarette.
Smoking a fag in the USA means to kill a homosexual.
I am so cool that even the fridge or a snowman would shiver his timbers when they see me :).
What is a gay person's favorite fast food place?
Jack(off) in the Box.
Why do people use terms like "sucky" to mean that they don't like something?
If something "sucks," shouldn't that signify that it is at least good for one thing and will bring pleasure?
Six one.