Slang jokes
How bout you Rhydon deez nuts?
My guy: I have a Q-Tip.
Me: You can Q my tip.
My guy: Ayo!
Y'all ass fr fr.
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough from his beats.
Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.
Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!
Stacy: lol
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth.
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.
Kindly yeet someone!
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
Dez nuts!
Mijn penis is lang lmao.
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
Squirtle to Bulbasaur: "You kinda cum... like a baka..."
Wiener.
Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?
Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.
Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.
Have you seen the Justin meme?
Yeah, the ones that cracked at Fortnite?
Just-in time for deez nuts.
Bruh.
But actually, it's a parody.
Wait, actually?
Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).