Slang jokes
What is a gay person's favorite fast food place?
Jack(off) in the Box.
A man walked into a bar and said, "What do you call a cum shot?"
The people running the bar said, "I don't know, nut."
The guy said, "Are you calling me a nut?"
Why did the three 23s not go to the orphanage?
Because they already 69'd.
Smoking a fag in Britain: 🚬
Smoking a fag in America: hate crime.
Six one.
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.
You know what they call pineapples in Paris?
I don't know, what?
Anus.
My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"
My bully. 😭
What do renovators and lesbians have in common?
They're both not interested in exposed wood, apparently.
I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."
Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?
Because they literally can't even.
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough from his beats.
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"
Daveon is my blud, cuh.
Y'all ass fr fr.
What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth.
symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?
symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?
angela: Because you are the thot of the group.
symple: Well it takes one to know one.
symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"
angela: FUCK OFF!
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?