Slang jokes
Nutty.
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
Yurrrrrrr?
Doin' (DYM 19)
Doin (DYM 20).
Know (DYM 24).
Your (DYM 29).
A man said his bars are lit. I said no, because mine are fire.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough from his beats.
I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."
Y'all ass fr fr.
Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?
Because they literally can't even.
What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth.
Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.
Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!
Stacy: lol
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
How bout you Rhydon deez nuts?
symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?
symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?
angela: Because you are the thot of the group.
symple: Well it takes one to know one.
symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"
angela: FUCK OFF!
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
Daveon is my blud, cuh.
My guy: I have a Q-Tip.
Me: You can Q my tip.
My guy: Ayo!