Slang jokes
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
My balls.
Kindly yeet someone!
Mijn penis is lang lmao.
Dez nuts!
Is this tuff in 2023?
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
Do you know who Dee is?
Dees nuts!
Have you seen the Justin meme?
Yeah, the ones that cracked at Fortnite?
Just-in time for deez nuts.
Bruh.
But actually, it's a parody.
Wait, actually?
Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).
Squirtle to Bulbasaur: "You kinda cum... like a baka..."
Wiener.
Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?
Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.
Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.
lolo.
Guy: Do you want a nickel?
Girl: Sure.
Guy: So you’ll tickle my pickle?
Girl: 😳😩😩😩
Lookin' (DYM 91)
Nutty.
Yo wsp?
Do nut get in my way.
Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)