Slang jokes
Y'all ass fr fr.
Man, my Muslim friend's the bomb!
Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
DEEZ NUTS
GOTTEM!
I have a little John.
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
What does LMAO mean? Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
Yeetus.
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
Butthole.
What’s a booty’s favorite type of bread?
Buns.
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
Gimme a nickel or I'll tickle your pickle!
I (DYM 143).
I was both shocked and amazed to hear Stephen Hawking kicked the bucket.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some FRESH RHYMES in the cafeteria!
Kindly yeet someone!