Slang

Slang jokes

Kid

I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.

Paint

Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?

My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”

Memes

Pickle

Guy: Do you want a nickel?

Girl: Sure.

Guy: So you’ll tickle my pickle?

Girl: 😳😩😩😩

Sex

Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.

Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?