Size jokes
I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Yo mama so fat...
She's the iceberg who sunk the Titanic!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
Memes
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, four quarters pop out.
Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!
Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To Be Continued."
Yo mama so fat, that when she fell I didn’t laugh, but damn that sidewalk cracked up. 👋
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit in the living room!
Yo mama is so fat, she was the iceberg in Titanic.
Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.
Why do midgets giggle when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass is tickling their ballsacks!
Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it is still printing.
Why are Mexican families so big?
They don’t know how to put a condom on.
Yo mama is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed.