Size jokes
What's a plus side to being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family size. T - T
Who's the smallest wife??
Micro-wife.
Big black ball sacks.
You're so fat, you caused the Titanic to sink!
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Yo mama's so fat, she works in the movie theater as a screen.
Yo momma is so fat, when she fell I was not laughing, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"😂
Yo mama so fat that she was born on the 3rd, 4th, and 5th of March.
What do you call a midget psychic that has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large.
Yo momma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her.
Three guys walk into a bar: one Asian, one American, one Black.
A girl walks in and says if all three of your D*** sizes don't add up to 12 inches, I will shoot you.
First comes the American with 3 inches, then the Black man with 8.
It totals out to 11 and they look at the Asian and say "Oh no."
He comes to 1 inch to top off the twelve.
She walks away and says ok.
The Asian says, "You're lucky she was hot, so I had a boner!"
Yo mama's so fat that she used a telephone pole as a tampon.
Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
You’re so short, you could sweep under your bed while standing.
You're so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller.
Your hairline is so big, I couldn't find the area of it on Jupiter.
I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.
Then it hit me.
Yo mama so fat, she needs 17 iPhones to take a selfie.