Size jokes
Big penis.
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two warlocks to summon her.
Yo mama is so fat, a rogue shadowstepped her and got a loading screen.
Yo mama's so fat that she used a telephone pole as a tampon.
Your momma so fat, when she stepped on the weighing scales, her phone number came up!
Yo mama is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed.
Your mama is so fat, the photo I took of her last Christmas is still printing.
Yo mama must be a giant, 'cause my Mini P.E.K.K.A. goes berserk on her!
Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything!
My penis is big and long, what else is... my condom... cucumber.
I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.
Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Yo mama so fat...
She's the iceberg who sunk the Titanic!
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To Be Continued."
Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.
Yo mama is so fat, she was the iceberg in Titanic.
Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.
Yo mama so fat, that when she fell I didn’t laugh, but damn that sidewalk cracked up. 👋