I go to venes to get a bigger pines
seems very long. you wont remember the tel number..... I remember it lile this from school days in Ireland.
Dolly Patron is shopping for new bra , lady says your size (69) , Dolly says no way that too too too (222) big, so she goes to doctor , Doc I need something to make my boobs smaller , here take (51) pills for 6 days ( x6) and soo she did . days later she ran back to doc, jesus Christ doctor look what happened Im BOOBLESS. 55378008 upside down.
There was a woman named sally. She loved to have sex with other people. One time, she had sex with me. I noticed she her bra size was 69 (+69). That is fucking big! Ok, then when her partner was pissing, he told her she should call the doctor. So she dialed 2063512000 (+2000) and called the doctor. The office was on 51st street ave NE (+51). Holy shit, the doctor said! The boots were so big that she had to take 8 pills (x 8). The next morning, she was ________.
69 + 51 + 2000 x 8 = 55378008 (flip calculator)
Boobless.
What is a King's favorite sized candy? King sized candy!
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
how do people with hydrocephalus wear standard-size helmets?
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What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One is gigantic, the other is just a little lighter.
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
Why is Chloe forehead so big, because her forehead is king-sley size.
Why do american guns only have 30 rounds. because its the average class size
A snorlax was in a bar. And he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oranberry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that snorlax fatter than this region?
Suzy: How did johna fit in the whale? Teacher: Whales are very big but have small moths, so johna did not actually fit in the whale. Suzy: well the bible says he did Teacher: He did not Suzy: when I get to heaven I will ask him how he fit in Teacher: How do you know he went to heaven, maybe he went to hell Suzy: Than you can ask him.
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
The size doesn’t matter-Ana from frozen
Your d*** size...
Why are clips 30 rounds? Because that's the average class size.
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big sizes ramen noodles there
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
Someone: I got chickens out there vibin Me: What? oh you mean those over sized chickens that just shows an example of you in real life Someone: . . .
Explain Bear weighs 1 ton.
