Size jokes
A patient visiting his doctor asked him if he had ever laughed at a patient.
The doctor said, "I have never in 25 years of practice ever laughed at a patient."
Reassured, the patient drops his trousers and underpants.
Immediately the doctor burst out into loud raucous laughter when he sees that the patient has a penis the size of a cocktail sausage.
After about 10 minutes the doctor manages to get himself under control.
Swiftly apologising he says to the patient, "Sorry about that. How can I help you?"
The patient says, "Have you got any cream for it? It's swollen."
Yo mama is so fat we need to use yo papa!
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
What's longer than a penis?
About anything.
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"
Why do midgets run on balls?
Because the grass tickles them.
Fat people should expect big things when they take their shirt off.
Your forehead is so big, Mr. Clean thought he would hire you!
Your mom is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
"You're fat as a cow."
"......."
"Nope."
If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 10-hour Energy?
Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"
Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.
Yo mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Yo momma so fat!
Orphans get family-sized chips for free.
Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!
Yo mama is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Yo mama so fat that she was born on the 3rd, 4th, and 5th of March.
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!