Size jokes
Yo mama so fat, that when she fell I didn’t laugh, but damn that sidewalk cracked up. 👋
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.
Yo mama is so fat, she was the iceberg in Titanic.
You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.
Memes
Dang the sun is pretty small..I can see the banana
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit in the living room!
Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.
Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To Be Continued."
Why do midgets giggle when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, four quarters pop out.
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass is tickling their ballsacks!
Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it is still printing.
Why are Mexican families so big?
They don’t know how to put a condom on.
Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.
Yo mama is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed.