Size jokes
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two warlocks to summon her.
Yo mama is so fat, a rogue shadowstepped her and got a loading screen.
Big penis.
Yo mama's so fat that she used a telephone pole as a tampon.
Your momma so fat, when she stepped on the weighing scales, her phone number came up!
Yo mama so fat, that when she fell I didn’t laugh, but damn that sidewalk cracked up. 👋
Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.
Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To Be Continued."
Yo mama so fat...
She's the iceberg who sunk the Titanic!
I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.
You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.
Yo mama is so fat, she was the iceberg in Titanic.
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit in the living room!
Why do midgets giggle when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, four quarters pop out.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.