Size jokes
Big penis.
Yo mama's so fat that she used a telephone pole as a tampon.
Your momma so fat, when she stepped on the weighing scales, her phone number came up!
Yo mama is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed.
Your mama is so fat, the photo I took of her last Christmas is still printing.
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.
My penis is big and long, what else is... my condom... cucumber.
Yo mama so fat...
She's the iceberg who sunk the Titanic!
Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.
I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.
Yo mama so fat, that when she fell I didn’t laugh, but damn that sidewalk cracked up. 👋
Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Yo mama is so fat, she was the iceberg in Titanic.
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit in the living room!
You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.
Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To Be Continued."