Size jokes
Yo mama must be a giant, 'cause my Mini P.E.K.K.A. goes berserk on her!
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.
Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything!
My penis is big and long, what else is... my condom... cucumber.
Memes
I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Yo mama so fat...
She's the iceberg who sunk the Titanic!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
Why canāt baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, four quarters pop out.
Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!
Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To Be Continued."
Yo mama so fat, that when she fell I didnāt laugh, but damn that sidewalk cracked up. š
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldnāt make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Yo mama so fat, she canāt even fit in the living room!
Yo mama is so fat, she was the iceberg in Titanic.
Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.
Why do midgets giggle when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.