Size jokes

You're so short you could be drowned by heavy rains.

Yo mama is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.

Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!

Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"

Yo mama so fat, when she went into an elevator, she had to go down.

I heard that your forehead is so big that you could build a neighborhood on it.

Yo mama so fat, when she walked across the floor, she fell through it.

Why are Mexican families so big?

They don’t know how to put a condom on.

My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."

What do you call a fat midget?

Jigglypuff.

I know a baby carrot when I see one.

Your forehead is so big, you could roast meat on it.

The bigger your shoe size is, the bigger your penis is. The smaller your shoe size, the smaller your penis is.

Why are women’s feet so small?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

Obesity kills thousands of times more Americans than shooting does, which teaches us an important lesson:

Shooters do poorly given the size of their targets.

At least if you're fat you don't need to put as much bathwater in the bath.

Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"

Your head so big you can wash a big TV on it!

Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.

My wiener's small.