Size jokes
Your momma so fat, when she stepped on the weighing scales, her phone number came up!
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!
Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.
Yo mama so fat that she broke your computer!
lol
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏
Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"
I yo yo-yo yo-yo yo-yo, yo-yo yo-yo you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you ha! Frick, fuck, gosh dang, you’re so big that you can’t ride. This is Builder.
You are so small that you play hockey against the curb!
Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.
Kyle's penis is small.
Why is Uranus so big? Because you discovered it.
Your mom's ass is so petite and big, I'd pound that till the Earth shakes.
What's 10 inches and makes women scream?
Cot death!
What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?
A strong man’s biceps.
Uranus is huge.
Your mum's so fat, she's the iceberg that sunk the Titanic!
Woman: I want a man who is 6 feet and 6 inches.
Man: Is 6 feet and 6 inches one thing or two?
Woman: Two, I want a man who is 6 feet and also is 6 inches.
Man: Shit!
You're so fat that you're as big as UY Scuti!