Size jokes
Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.
Yo mama so fat, that when she fell I didn’t laugh, but damn that sidewalk cracked up. 👋
Why do midgets giggle when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
Memes
Dang the sun is pretty small..I can see the banana
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit in the living room!
Yo mama is so fat, she was the iceberg in Titanic.
Yo mama so fat...
She's the iceberg who sunk the Titanic!
I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, four quarters pop out.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass is tickling their ballsacks!
Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it is still printing.
Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything!
My penis is big and long, what else is... my condom... cucumber.
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.