Size

Size jokes

Mom

Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.

Ball

Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!

Memes

Midget

Why do midgets giggle when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

Fat

Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, four quarters pop out.

Duck

Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.

Mama

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Mama.

Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.

Midget

Why do midgets laugh when they run?

Because the grass is tickling their ballsacks!

Yo mama

Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it is still printing.

Family

Why are Mexican families so big?

They don’t know how to put a condom on.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.

Dwarf

One time I walked into a room and I saw a man and a dwarf, and I soon found out that the man was the dwarf's father, and I noticed that the dwarf really looked up to him.

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  • Santa

    To start, I'm a big fella in size.

    I saw a skinny guy act like Santa, so I went over to him. "You can't pull that off," I said. He said, "Then you try it." He gave me the Santa suit, and I dressed up. He walked by and saw me with 45 kids in line to sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas.

    Girl

    I was always told I’m too small to ride, but every girl I’ve been with rated me a 9.5.

    Momma

    Your Momma's so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.