Size jokes
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two warlocks to summon her.
Yo mama is so fat, a rogue shadowstepped her and got a loading screen.
Big penis.
Yo mama's so fat that she used a telephone pole as a tampon.
Your momma so fat, when she stepped on the weighing scales, her phone number came up!
Yo mama must be a giant, 'cause my Mini P.E.K.K.A. goes berserk on her!
Your mama is so fat, the photo I took of her last Christmas is still printing.
Yo mama is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed.
Yo mama so fat, that when she fell I didn’t laugh, but damn that sidewalk cracked up. 👋
Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Yo mama so fat...
She's the iceberg who sunk the Titanic!
Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.
I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.
My penis is big and long, what else is... my condom... cucumber.
Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything!
Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To Be Continued."
Why do midgets giggle when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.