Size jokes
Your mom uses the equator as a belt.
Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!
Your mum is so fat Les Dawson would agree with me that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand, she throws it.
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
What's a footlong and slippery?
A slipper.
Low quality
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never eat anything that is family size.
Yo mama so fat, she crosses every border.
You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.
Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Black Temple, it became Sunken Temple.
Yo mama so FAT... I tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!
Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it says, "To be continued."
You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.
Why did the midget laugh when he ran? Because the grass tickles his balls.
Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.
Joe mama's so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it’s still printing!
Q: What's 8 inches and makes my wife scream when I put it in her mouth?
A: Her dead fetus.
A little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks, "What's that?"
The little boy says, "That’s my little red race car."
Ten minutes later, the boy looks down and asks, "What's that?"
The little girl says, "That’s my little red race car garage."
So later that night, the little boy asks the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage. She said yes, and then they pull down their pants and the boy tries putting his little red race car in her garage, but it won’t fit.
Downstairs, the mother hears an ear-piercing scream and runs up the stairs, flips on the lights and sees blood on the floor. The mother asks, "What happened?"
The little girl says, "We tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn’t fit, so I cut the back wheels off."
Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.
Teacher: This assignment is big.
Student (male): I have something that's big.
Teacher: Yeah, your forehead.