Size jokes
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.
Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"
Two simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you:
Step 1: Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size).
Step 2: Run through Africa with that bottle of water.
Perfect! Now you got yourself half the population there following you!
Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!
My peepee was big, now it's small.
Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"
Yo mama's so fat, when she went on the scale it said, "Still counting."
Yo mama's so fat, she's both in the Atlantic and Pacific ocean.
Yo mama so fat, she was the iceberg that sank the Titanic.
Yo mama so fat, Donald Trump built a wall around her.
Yo mama so fat, I couldn't see the store.
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.
Why does China have the biggest eyewear?
Because all their eyes are too small.
What do you call two transgender midgets having sex?
A microtransaction.
Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
Why use Heathrow when we have your forehead?
Why don't dwarfs have cars?
Because they can't get in the door.
Yo mama so fat, her future is brighter than VY Canis Majoris!
Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.