Size jokes
Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...
You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.
Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!
Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.
Yo mama is so fat, her car has stretch marks.
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
Yo mama so small that she tried to hike Mountain Dew.
Your forehead so big it's got its own gravitational pull.
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.
Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"
Two simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you:
Step 1: Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size).
Step 2: Run through Africa with that bottle of water.
Perfect! Now you got yourself half the population there following you!
Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!
My peepee was big, now it's small.
Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"
Yo mama's so fat, when she went on the scale it said, "Still counting."
Yo mama's so fat, she's both in the Atlantic and Pacific ocean.
Yo mama so fat, she was the iceberg that sank the Titanic.
Yo mama so fat, Donald Trump built a wall around her.
Yo mama so fat, I couldn't see the store.