Size jokes
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.
Why does China have the biggest eyewear?
Because all their eyes are too small.
What do you call two transgender midgets having sex?
A microtransaction.
Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
Why use Heathrow when we have your forehead?
Why don't dwarfs have cars?
Because they can't get in the door.
Yo mama so fat, her future is brighter than VY Canis Majoris!
Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.
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Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.
Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
Why did Mary have a little lamb? Because a big one was too much in bed.
Yo mama so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they gave her the ocean.
Dwarfism is a growing problem.
Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.
He jumped off a curb stone.
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.
You're so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller.