If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?
Big hands.
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.
Yo mama so fat it took her 3 seconds to cross the Great Wall of China.
Hi guys, I'm back, and YES, two jokes/blogs in one day. I KNOW. I just have nothing to do!!! So today I'm going to tell you how to get what you want from your parents!!! And there will be a joke at the end too. Enjoy!
So the prank that I have for you guys today is, make sure you have glue, dye, and a toothbrush that is not yours >:) So you are going to put the dye in the glue and then put the glue on the toothbrush and give it to your sibling and say, "Here. I got your toothbrush ready for you." Then, make sure they take it. Once they take it, run so that they cannot hit you once they taste it.
Thanks for reading this prank today guys!!! I hope it works out for you, and I can't wait to hear what happens with you guys in the comments below, so make sure to comment and tell me what happened when you pulled this prank!! Sorry, Prankster, if this is offensive to you since you do pranks too. I will not do them anymore if you don't want me to :) Thanks for reading guys, and here is that joke I told you about :)
Yo mama is so fat, when she got in the car, the wheels popped.
So I know this was not the best joke, and I can do better, but I will keep trying and see you guys next time! Bye!!! :)
Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.
She got mad and ate the bus!
You can't be short and depressed because you are compressed.
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.
Yo forehead so big, NASA thought it was Mars.
Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!
Your forehead is too big. I can see my future when it shines.
Your forehead is so huge, you don't have dreams, you have movies. Follow me on Instagram: _zer0x3.
Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...
Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator.
Teacher: This assignment is big.
Student (male): I have something that's big.
Teacher: Yeah, your forehead.
Why don't midgets use tampons?
Answer: They are always tripping over the string.
What do you call a dwarf police officer?
A guinea pig.
Yo mama so fat that when the cashier at KFC asked her what size bucket she wants, she said the one on the roof.
Yo mama so fat, I saw her eat with 3 utensils: A spoon, a knife, and a FORKLIFT.
