Size jokes

What is bigger than an elephant but smaller than two elephants?

A different sized elephant.

Your forehead is so big, a whole jungle grew on it.

Yo mama so fat when I pushed her into the jacuzzi, it caused a level 8 tsunami.

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.

Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn’t fit.

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.

All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because it's so big.

I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.

Your forehead is so big, it's bigger than a school!

Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought he was your long lost sibling.

Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!

Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!

Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.

Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."

Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...

You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.

Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!

Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.

Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.

Yo mama is so fat, her car has stretch marks.