Size jokes

All normal-sized babies are delivered by stork.

Heavier babies are delivered by crane.

Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.

Yo mama so fat, she uses the equator as her belt.

What is a king's favorite sized candy? King-sized candy!

You so fat you got thrown out the window, but the window threw you back inside.

What is bigger than an elephant but smaller than two elephants?

A different sized elephant.

Your forehead is so big, a whole jungle grew on it.

Yo mama so fat when I pushed her into the jacuzzi, it caused a level 8 tsunami.

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.

Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn’t fit.

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.

All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because it's so big.

I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.

Your forehead is so big, it's bigger than a school!

Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought he was your long lost sibling.

Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!

Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!

Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.

Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."

Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...