Size jokes
If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk.
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit on the rainbow.
Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....
All normal-sized babies are delivered by stork.
Heavier babies are delivered by crane.
Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.
Yo mama so fat, she uses the equator as her belt.
What is a king's favorite sized candy? King-sized candy!
You so fat you got thrown out the window, but the window threw you back inside.
What is bigger than an elephant but smaller than two elephants?
A different sized elephant.
Your forehead is so big, a whole jungle grew on it.
Yo mama so fat when I pushed her into the jacuzzi, it caused a level 8 tsunami.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn’t fit.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because it's so big.
I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.
Your forehead is so big, it's bigger than a school!
Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought he was your long lost sibling.
Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!