Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!
What is the one spray that can kill midgets? Bug spray.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
My penis is too big for my dad to suck it, so my mum sucks it instead.
I have something on my lip and I think I’m taller than you.
"Who am I?"
What do you call it when a midget waves at you?
A microwave.
I was always told I’m too small to ride, but every girl I’ve been with rated me a 9.5.
There was a guy I knew who owned a foot-high piano player.
He had found a magic lamp and rubbed it. The genie popped out and gave him one wish.
The guy thinks the genie was a bit deaf, as all he got was a 12" pianist.
Your mum is so fat, she gets hit by a parked car!
Your forehead looks like the inside of a Malteser.
101 pedo jokes.
Why's everything x2, need to get this shit dick off before the coppers come, it's called women taking advantage, you'll shit the bitcoin, 90% percent of pedo's who don't admit they're like kids blame the police, shit your kappas, you only want my veins why don't you inject me with smack, run in with ya black armbands, I've been sized for a million pound, stop giving me strain asking questions, I know what's going to happen next, bet the judge is a women, jealous coz your drink tastes like shit?
Is it coz your shit though? How many bids have you done? Shit 1 million views, don't try bribe me, did the police give me snip? How's my barbie doll or shall I say my little pony? The police beat fuck outta me, what's all these needle marks on my arm, I can tell you want something, why's everything like one big cycle, police own the dark web.
Keep it going on lol.
Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Never mind, it’s too long.
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Don’t worry, it’s too long.
Yo mama is so fat, when she got on the scale it said, "One at a time, please."
Why was 4 not impressed when 5 won a prize for 6?
Because 511472.
Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
Yo momma so fat, her four kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.
Yo mama is so fat, it took Nationwide 15 years to get on her side.
Yo mama so short, she wakes up every day in a brick house singing “Everything is Awesome”.
