Size jokes
Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.
I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.
Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!
Your forehead is so big that it was used as a billboard.
Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"
Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.
What kind of wall is the biggest? A whall.
Uranus is larger than Neptune, but Neptune is more massive/heavier. (Fact not joke, also Neptune, don't kill me!)
Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.
Yo forehead so big you look like Aeri.
Yo mama so fat when she went on a plane, somebody yelled "A solar eclipse!"
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never eat anything that is family size.
Your forehead's so big, Jupiter's moons look up to it.
If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy.
Your forehead's so big, it's the main foundation for the wall of China.
Your forehead's so big, it makes up half of the Milky Way's mass.
Your forehead's the reason why the Earth still spins.
Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”
Earth is smaller than Uranus, wth?
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.
Me: Sorry mate, it's so short, get a longer one! 🤣
Yo mama so fat even Nationwide can't be on her side.
Yo forehead is so freaking big, but not bigger than my BBC. 😏
Big Mom is so fat, Trafalgar Law can’t make enough room for her!