Size jokes
Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.
Some babies may be delivered via stork, but some bigger babies are gonna need a crane.
I ass big ass you :-)
Travis has baby hands.
What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?
Big butt
Yo mama so fat, she da iceburg.
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
Your bus is so short... the wheels touch.
Ya gotta hand it to short people...
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.
Yo mama so fat even Dora can't explore it.
Small People.
Not sure if domestic violence joke or penis size joke...
Your mamma's so fat, the aliens call her their mother ship!
Highest level of insult by a girl by seeing a guy's dick:
"I can shit bigger logs than that thing of your's" 🤣
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
- That girl was hot. - She's my cousin!
You're so damn fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.
Once, there was a couple about to have sex. "I have something to confess," said the shy wife. The husband then said, "Whatever it is, I will still love." The wife then said, "Honey, I'm flat chested." The husband said, "It's okay, I'm a baby down there anyways." He then pulled down his pants and began to have sex.
The next day, the wife said, "I thought you were a baby down there." The husband then said, "I am; 22 inches and 7 pounds."
I tell short people to reach for the stars.
They are always a bit short of reach.