Size jokes
What do you call an ice skating dwarf?
A midget spinner.
Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.
Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.
Why are cheetahs the best animals?
The cheetah is the fastest land animal in the world. They can reach a top speed of around 113 km per hour.
A cheetah can accelerate from 0 to 113 km in just a few seconds.
Cheetahs are extremely fast; however, they tire quickly and can only keep up their top speed for a few minutes before they are too tired to continue.
Cheetahs are smaller than other members of the big cat family, weighing only 45 – 60 kilograms.
One way to always recognize a cheetah is by the long, black lines which run from the inside of each eye to the mouth. These are usually called “tear lines,” and scientists believe they help protect the cheetah’s eyes from the harsh sun and help them to see long distances.
Cheetahs are the only big cat that cannot roar. They can purr though and usually purr most loudly when they are grooming or sitting near other cheetahs.
While lions and leopards usually do their hunting at night, cheetahs hunt for food during the day.
A cheetah has amazing eyesight during the day and can spot prey from 5 km away.
Cheetahs cannot climb trees and have poor night vision.
With their light body weight and blunt claws, cheetahs are not well designed to protect themselves or their prey. When a larger or more aggressive animal approaches a cheetah in the wild, it will give up its catch to avoid a fight.
Cheetahs only need to drink once every three to four days.
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.
Some babies may be delivered via stork, but some bigger babies are gonna need a crane.
I ass big ass you :-)
Travis has baby hands.
What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?
Big butt
Yo mama so fat, she da iceburg.
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
Your bus is so short... the wheels touch.
Ya gotta hand it to short people...
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.
Yo mama so fat even Dora can't explore it.
Small People.
Not sure if domestic violence joke or penis size joke...