Situation jokes
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
When the grass is bloody, You play in the mud...
I was at a funeral and told a joke, and my sister said, "I'm dead." So I said, "That's what she said."
Attended my boss's funeral to pay my respects. On my way out, I leaned over his casket and whispered lightly, "Well, look who's thinking outside the box now."
What is the easiest way to get into a busy hospital? Try to commit suicide.
(YES I KNOW I SPELLED SCUCIDE WRONG)
The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
I saw a girl crying. I told her, "Where are your parents?" She cried more after that. I got kicked out of the orphanage.
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio's face:
"Tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth!"
I walk into a bar. There was a line of people waiting to punch me. Yup. That was the punch line.
Orphan: Can I go outside?
Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.
Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn’t have a fireplace.
Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.
Be smart, not stupid.
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
I came on for an orphan joke.
Then I realized they are a joke.
How did the orphan become famous?
By "go[ing] big or go[ing] home."
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."