Situation jokes
I was at a funeral and told a joke, and my sister said, "I'm dead." So I said, "That's what she said."
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
When the grass is bloody, You play in the mud...
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
They're not jokes, they're notes now, get me?
I am in trouble.
Memes
It's ALWAYS like this
Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?
It's a motherfucking shitshow party!
Why couldn't the orphan have the bag of chips?
It was family size.
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
If someone says nobody asked, you could say, "Well, nobody asked for you to talk!"
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio's face:
"Tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth!"
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn’t have a fireplace.
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
I came on for an orphan joke.
Then I realized they are a joke.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.