Situation jokes
When the grass is bloody, You play in the mud...
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
I was at a funeral and told a joke, and my sister said, "I'm dead." So I said, "That's what she said."
Did you see the dyslexic kid try to write down “funeral?”
No? Shame, it was real fun.
Attended my boss's funeral to pay my respects. On my way out, I leaned over his casket and whispered lightly, "Well, look who's thinking outside the box now."
The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
What is the easiest way to get into a busy hospital? Try to commit suicide.
(YES I KNOW I SPELLED SCUCIDE WRONG)
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn’t have a fireplace.
If a mentally challenged person shows up late,
Is it ok to call him tardy?
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio's face:
"Tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth!"
Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.
Be smart, not stupid.
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
How did the orphan become famous?
By "go[ing] big or go[ing] home."
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
I came on for an orphan joke.
Then I realized they are a joke.
I saw a girl crying. I told her, "Where are your parents?" She cried more after that. I got kicked out of the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
I walk into a bar. There was a line of people waiting to punch me. Yup. That was the punch line.
Orphan: Can I go outside?
Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.
Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW