Singer

Singer jokes

What do you call a musician 👩‍🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?

A popsinger.

What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.

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  • No one. Beyoncé said "To the left, to the left!" She really meant women have no rights.

    What did Nicki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?

    "Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you."

    What song does Saturn sing?

    "If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."

    After sleeping with her boyfriend for the first time, the lead singer of Blackbriar told her friend all about it: "Ik zora cock!"

    Freddie Mercury was on top of the music world. That's only the 2nd thing he was a top in.

    Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza?

    A: The pizza can support a family of four.