What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures.
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!
No one. Beyoncé said "To the left, to the left!" She really meant women have no rights.
If only Karen Carpenter had eaten Mama Cass's sandwich...
What did Nicki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?
"Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you."
Why do bunnies like Bruno Mars? Because he got 24 carrots.
What song does Saturn sing?
"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello on the other side.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
A cow's favorite singer: Adam Bovine of Mooroon 5.
What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.
why are mice bad singers? they are very cheesy
After sleeping with her boyfriend for the first time, the lead singer of Blackbriar told her friend all about it: "I Zora Cock!"
Why did the pervert sing "Gucci Gang"?
Because a woman just gave him a lil pump.
Freddie Mercury was on top of the music world. That's only the 2nd thing he was a top in.
Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza?
A: The pizza can support a family of four.
Ariana Grande
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put him in the microwave until his bill Withers.
