Singer jokes
Me: Now I know why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured it out.
Where did Michael Jackson go to college?
Bring 'em young.
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
What did John Cena say to Ray Charles?
Hey, man.
What do you call a musician 👩🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
A popsinger.
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures.
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!
No one. Beyoncé said "To the left, to the left!" She really meant women have no rights.
If only Karen Carpenter had eaten Mama Cass's sandwich...
What did Nicki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?
"Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you."
Why do bunnies like Bruno Mars? Because he got 24 carrots.
What song does Saturn sing?
"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello on the other side.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
A cow's favorite singer: Adam Bovine of Mooroon 5.
What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.
Why are mice bad singers?
They are very cheesy.
After sleeping with her boyfriend for the first time, the lead singer of Blackbriar told her friend all about it: "Ik zora cock!"
Why did the pervert sing "Gucci Gang"?
Because a woman just gave him a lil pump.