How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door?
She doesn’t, she just uses 7 rings.
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
Why can’t Michael jackson win a race Because he’s always coming in a lil behind
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common ? They both lie over little boys 😂
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?
"Shhhhhhh, this might hurt a little."
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"You have a great singer inside you."
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
What’s harder than steel Michael Jackson in a playground
What do you call an accomplished opera singer with recurring gonorrhea?
Standing ovation!
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.
I'm going to do a song that's called "Falling" by Trevor Daniel... so here it goes.
My last made me feel like I would never try again But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt Come closer, I'll give you all my love If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything My last made me feel like I would never try again But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt Come closer, I'll give you all my love If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything Talk to me, I need to hear you need me like I need ya Fall for me, I wanna know you feel how I feel for you, love Before you, baby, I was numb, drowned out pain by pouring up Speeding fast on the run, never want to get caught up Now you the one that I'm calling Swore that I'd never fall again, don't think I'm just talking I think I might go all in, no exceptions, girl, I need ya Think I'm out of my mind, 'cause I can't get enough Only one that I give my time, 'cause I got eyes for ya Might make an exception for ya, 'cause I been feeling ya Think I might be out of my mind, I think that you're the one My last made me feel like I would never try again But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt Come closer, I'll give you all my love If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything My last made me feel like I would never try again But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt Come closer, I'll give you all my love If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything I'll never give my all again 'Cause I'm sick of falling down When I open up and give my trust They find a way to break it down Tear me up inside, and you break me down.
