Singer

Singer jokes

You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning?

It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.

How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door?

She doesn’t, she just uses 7 rings.

TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.

I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.

Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?

Because she can listen to call music.

Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.

What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?

They both lie over little boys 😂

Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?

Because it was over 10 years old.

What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?

"Shhhhhhh, this might hurt a little."

Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?

A: “Holes gonna be big.”

What do you call an accomplished opera singer with recurring gonorrhea?

Standing ovation!