Singer jokes
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning?
It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door?
She doesn’t, she just uses 7 rings.
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?
"Shhhhhhh, this might hurt a little."
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"You have a great singer inside you."
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
What’s harder than steel?
Michael Jackson in a playground.
What do you call an accomplished opera singer with recurring gonorrhea?
Standing ovation!
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.