What’s micheal Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks
Johnny Depp, Michael Jackson, and Marilyn Manson all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Why don't you take a seat, right over there?" Turns out the bartender was Chris Hansen himself.
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What did micheal Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
why dose Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess? he cant choose between black or white.
What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing never gonna gove you up?
You get PRICKrolled.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window?
He was airing his blanket.
What is Michael Jackson's favroite game? Jacks. Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
Did you know that McDonalds made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50 year old piece of meat in a 12 year old bun.
Interviewer: Hey Jfk, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J? Jfk: I er ah Bang Bang
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
What’s a emos favourite singer Slash
How did Micheal Jackson die Because he danced like a zombie
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song? Touch me. I want to feel your body
What is a skeleton’s favourite singer? Pelvis Presley
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common? They both come in small can
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty eight year olds
Micheal Jackson's nose is so steep it can be a ski ramp
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning? It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door? She doesn’t, she just uses 7 rings.