Singer

Singer Jokes

Firework

What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.

Chris Hansen

Johnny Depp, Michael Jackson, and Marilyn Manson all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Why don't you take a seat, right over there?" Turns out the bartender was Chris Hansen himself.

Chess

Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?

He can't choose between black or white.

Rick Astley

What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?

You get PRICKrolled.

McDonald's

Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.

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  • Song

    Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?

    JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.

    Song

    What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?

    "Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."

    Tuna Fish

    What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?

    They both come in small can.

    Michael Jackson

    You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning?

    It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.