Singer jokes
[concert] SINGER: How's everyone doin' tonight? CROWD: Woo! ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): It's actually been a tough few months.
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
Johnny Depp, Michael Jackson, and Marilyn Manson all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Why don't you take a seat, right over there?" Turns out the bartender was Chris Hansen himself.
Olivia Rodrigo
What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?
You get PRICKrolled.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window?
He was airing his blanket.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?
JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
What is a skeleton’s favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.