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What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.

Johnny Depp, Michael Jackson, and Marilyn Manson all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Why don't you take a seat, right over there?" Turns out the bartender was Chris Hansen himself.

What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?

“Just beat it! Just beat it!”

Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?

He can't choose between black or white.

What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?

You get PRICKrolled.

Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.

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  • Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?

    JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.

    What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?

    They both come in small can.