Singer

Singer Jokes

Rihanna

How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?

She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.

Kelly Clarkson

Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".

(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?

In case he had to drop some BOMBS.

Rapper

What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?

Snooze Dogg.

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.

The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.

Kanye West

I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.

Empathy

What's the difference between Carrie Underwood and a robot?

A robot can feign empathy.

Song

Radiohead had to remake "Fake Plastic Trees" after encountering Carrie Underwood in real life for the first time.

Music

I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!

Pronoun

What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?

“He/he.”

Death

What’s the only positive thing about Freddie Mercury’s death?

The HIV test results.

Guy

Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.