What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna I’d hit that
How did Rihanna find out? Chris Brown was cheating on her Found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles
Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".
(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case he had to drop some BOMBS
Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make DOUGH
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.
What's the difference between Carrie Underwood and a robot?
A robot can feign empathy.
Radiohead had to remake Fake Plastic Trees after encountering Carrie Underwood in real life for the first time.
I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!
What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier? “He/he.”
What’s the only positive thing about Freddie Mercury’s death? The HIV test results.
When Chris brown herd he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman
Stop the cap
What do you call a priest who became a singer Michael Jackson
Look, Bono is a great guy. But shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
Why foes Michael Joseph Jackson love Boise. Because of all the boys he'll see.
