What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
When Ariana Grande walked into the church, she said, "GOD IS A WOMAN!"
Kid with Cancer: "When I get older, I want to be a movie star or a singer."
Nurse: *Laughs*
Kid: "Why are you laughing?"
Nurse: "When I get OLDER."
Proceeds to laugh.
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue? Sticky Minaj
Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"
What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite movie? Black and white.
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Michael Jackson likes little boys.
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
What did michael jackson say when he became a triangel? Tetraheehee!
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
Think of your favorite singer. Now, go ask someone what is your favorite singer. My favorite singer is Halsey, BTS. Now think about your least fave, mine is Oil London 😵. This is my home now.
1. What rhymes with "oil"? Put it in da chat. Bye weird people!
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
Me: Now I know why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured it out.
Where did Michael Jackson go to college? Bring 'em Young.
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
What did John Cena say to Ray Charles? Hey, man.
What do you call a musician 👩🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
A popsinger.
