Singer jokes
Freddie Mercury was on top of the music world. That's only the 2nd thing he was a top in.
Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza?
A: The pizza can support a family of four.
Ariana Grande
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put him in the microwave until his bill Withers.
What was David Bowie’s last hit?
Probably heroin.
What did Chris Brown say when he saw Rihanna?
"I'd hit that."
I tried to stick to One Direction, but then they started to shoot the gay bar...
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron!
Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men? He thought they were a delivery service.
What did Stevie Wonder's mom do to punish him as a child?
She rearranged all the furniture.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker Face.
Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea. The assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it."
Justin Bieber
If Bruno Mars was to run a pub and sell chocolate bars other than alcoholic drinks, then he'd have to call his pub a Mars Bar!