Singer

Singer jokes

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

Put him in the microwave until his bill Withers.

I tried to stick to One Direction, but then they started to shoot the gay bar...

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  • Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men? He thought they were a delivery service.

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  • What did Stevie Wonder's mom do to punish him as a child?

    She rearranged all the furniture.

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  • Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea. The assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it."

    If Bruno Mars was to run a pub and sell chocolate bars other than alcoholic drinks, then he'd have to call his pub a Mars Bar!