Your face is crustier than the Sahara Desert.
I don't like marriage. It's just like soup, as soon as you're done spooning it, it all cools off.
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!
Kids are like a box of chocolates, they taste so good and you never know what you are going to get.
If your eyes were the sea, I would drown in them.
Ku cina Na xidludla swifana no push refrigerator. ππ
Your skin's so bright you could be used as a highlighter.
Life is like a box of chocolates, they f*cking melt :)
Whatβs another name for cumming in a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
Okay, so basically I'm monky.
