Simile jokes

Your face is crustier than the Sahara Desert.

I don't like marriage. It's just like soup, as soon as you're done spooning it, it all cools off.

Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?

'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!

Kids are like a box of chocolates, they taste so good and you never know what you are going to get.

If your eyes were the sea, I would drown in them.

Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought of the zoo and monkeys too!

What’s another name for cumming in a woman?

Loading the dishwasher.

Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey And belong in a zoo.

Do not worry, I will be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you.

Yo mama's so ugly, she could make an onion cry.

Ku cina Na xidludla swifana no push refrigerator. 😂😂

You look like a cat.

I like my coffee like I like my women.

What did the egg say to the other egg?

"You crack me up!" 😂

Your skin's so bright you could be used as a highlighter.

Life is like a box of chocolates, they f*cking melt :)

Okay, so basically I'm monky.