Simile jokes
Ku cina Na xidludla swifana no push refrigerator. 馃槀馃槀
I like my coffee like I like my women.
What did the egg say to the other egg?
"You crack me up!" 馃槀
You look like a cat.
I don't like marriage. It's just like soup, as soon as you're done spooning it, it all cools off.
Yo mama's so ugly, she could make an onion cry.
Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry, I will be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you.
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!
Your skin's so bright you could be used as a highlighter.
Your face is crustier than the Sahara Desert.
Kids are like a box of chocolates, they taste so good and you never know what you are going to get.
What鈥檚 another name for cumming in a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
Ratio.
Like (DYM 82).
Drama queens be like: =- (
"Homo Simpson"
Siu!!
If your eyes were the sea, I would drown in them.
Life is like a box of chocolates, they f*cking melt :)
Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought of the zoo and monkeys too!
Okay, so basically I'm monky.