Whatβs another name for cumming in a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
If your eyes were the sea, I would drown in them.
Yo mama's so ugly, she could make an onion cry.
You look like a cat.
Your face is crustier than the Sahara Desert.
Your skin's so bright you could be used as a highlighter.
What did the egg say to the other egg?
"You crack me up!" π
Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry, I will be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you.
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!
I don't like marriage. It's just like soup, as soon as you're done spooning it, it all cools off.
Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought of the zoo and monkeys too!
Life is like a box of chocolates, they f*cking melt :)
Kids are like a box of chocolates, they taste so good and you never know what you are going to get.
Okay, so basically I'm monky.
I like my coffee like I like my women.
Ku cina Na xidludla swifana no push refrigerator. ππ
