Whatβs another name for cumming in a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
If your eyes were the sea, I would drown in them.
Your face is crustier than the Sahara Desert.
Your skin's so bright you could be used as a highlighter.
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!
I don't like marriage. It's just like soup, as soon as you're done spooning it, it all cools off.
Life is like a box of chocolates, they f*cking melt :)
Kids are like a box of chocolates, they taste so good and you never know what you are going to get.
Okay, so basically I'm monky.
Ku cina Na xidludla swifana no push refrigerator. ππ
