Side jokes
9: I am higher than you.
8: No, you're not!
(8 flips to his side)
Hey everyone, I'm back because I'm sinking back towards depression because my sister is really being a bitch, and my parents always side with her, and the stress over online school is just getting overwhelming, and I'm seriously considering hanging myself to end it all because the pain is just... terrible, and I feel like I'm not worth life.
Why did the impostor vent... to get to the other side?
Dear Kenya, I am very sorry for how rude I was to you. I just want you to know that I'm on your side and I'll never do it again. - Sincerely, Gwen
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To get to the other side (suicide).
Why did the second hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flatmate.
Why is the fat man roping himself to the side of a mountain?
So he doesn't roll back down!
Why did the tomato cross the road?
To ketchup with his friends on the other side.
So you mom call she side when Covin come home?
"If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner."
Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
While fucking a hot auntie, pressing tightly her boobs and fondling, He: What do you feed your babies? She: Milk and orange juice. He: Wow, which side is orange juice? 😋
Why did the otter cross the road? To get to the otter side.
The parents who left their kids on the side of the road should have thought twice and got an abortion.
Q. Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
Eggs are so egg-cellent that they are sunny-side up.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken was in 666 pieces after being molested by Gerard brutally with a rail gun covered in spears covered in his lymph. His beak was ripped open and shoved in his feet after glass shards were shoved into his eyes until they came out the other side. His feet were nailed to the ground.
I can't decide which side to take on abortion; on one hand it kills babies and on the other it gives women a choice...
Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?
Q: What did the fetus say to the tongs?
A: See you on the flip side.