Side jokes

In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.

Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.

I couldn't think of anything because you're in the "countryside."

What is Stephen Hawking's best side?

The left.

My friend said she was tired of seeing me every day.

So I pushed her off the side of a cliff.

Why did the hobo cross the road?

To get the rotten donut on the other side.

Eggs are so egg-cellent that they are sunny-side up.

How is the world like a box of crayons?

Nobody likes the white ones.

And a side note, it's multi colored.

Lenin was on his deathbed, with Stalin sitting by his side.

Lenin says: "What are you going to do after I die? They might not follow you."

Stalin responds: "Then they'll follow you."

Why did the otter cross the road?

To get to the otter side.

Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.

Why was the rapper always happy?

Because he lived life on the rhyme side!

There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.

When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.

The doctor said, "You're all right now."

Teddy bear, teddy bear, turn around.

Why I turn around?

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Why do people hate Velma now?

Because she joined the Dark Side.

My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!

Why did your mom cross the road?

You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.

Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!

So you mom call she side when Covin come home?

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get the milk and to get to the dark side.

What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?

A: Go kill yourself!