Side jokes
Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.
My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.
Ok, so I know most or all of you guys hate me, and that's fine. You guys most likely know me as a horrible person, which I don't know where you would hear that from.
And finally, I am truly a good person; you just need to know me better. The only reason I fought Tina and Jack was because I was trying to be nice to another guy. Then I realized what side I should have been on. I'm pretty sure everyone on this hates me. Just I'm sorry, and just forgive me. Alya, Tina, Jack, and someone else, I think all are nice people; they just stick up for each other, and that's what I realized. So if you still hate me, it's fine; I'll be leaving this app soon, maybe. Hate makes me sad, even though I use it, but I know what was wrong. I want to join the good side, so just give a chance. This was watersharky's Apologies.
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An old Indian was buried on the side of a hill. What did he say?
Nothing, he was dead.
How did Helen Keller burn the side of her head? She answered the iron.
How'd she burn the other side? They called back.
I found the comments before the picture of you got reported, and yes, with all my heart, there was a picture of you in your bra! But I was on your side, so was Kenya, Prince, and Heo! And Mariah, more will be in soon!
Mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car.
Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?
Ni tshike mbangi bcz ani zaha toilet, nikarhi Ni hlometela out side loko tiniba. Ni hlometela ndzeni ka poto.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
"SCOOT WANT TAXI!" Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side.
Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?
How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Answer: Your right elbow.
Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.
Why did my foot cross the road?
Because your ass was on the other side.
I once told a blind orphan, "Hey, look at the bright side!"
Why did the frog cross the road to hop to his side, Bih?