Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? THEY DON'T HAVE A HOME!!
My gf told me I have to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.
So you mom call she side when Covin come home?
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
So my friend died. I was at her casket. I said I'll see you on the other side, so I went to the other side of the casket.
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
The bright side of this pandemic is now both my hands look equally chapped and raw.
Why did the otter cross the road?
To get to the otter side.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.
When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.
The doctor said, "You're all right now."
Teddy bear, teddy bear, turn around.
Why I turn around?
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Why do people hate Velma now?
Because she joined the Dark Side.
Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!
Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?
It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!
