Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? THEY DON'T HAVE A HOME!!
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side
A: Go kill yourself
so you mom call she side when covin come home
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road? A. There was a daycare on the other side.
Why did the anikin skywalker cross the road? To get the milk aand to get to the dark side
your hairline can fit a truck without toching either side
what stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy
billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
My gf told me i have to be more in touch with my feminine side. So i crashed the car
why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road? It's a damn rock m8, it's not gonna walk!
so my friend died i was at her casket i said ill see you on the other side so i went to the other side of the casket
The bright side of this pandemic is now both my hands look equally chapped and raw.
Why did the dog cross the road? It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
Why did the otter cross the road?
To get to the otter side.
health commercials be like:
serious side effects can cause:
Nausea, Diarrhea, vomiting, chills, fever, Cancer, Diabetes, Aids, Clamedia, Lupus, Ebola, polio, Leprosy, Pulmanary edema, heart attack, heart falure, yellow fever, but worst of all DEATH
a pornstar committed sue of side her coworkers must be taking it hard
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Knock Knock who's there? The chicken
what is the the main group of teens in a west side story? New York jets
Why did the frog cross the road to hop to his side Bih
