Side jokes

Why did my parents walk to the other side?

...Why?

I couldn't think of anything because you're in the "countryside."

In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.

Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.

My friend said she was tired of seeing me every day.

So I pushed her off the side of a cliff.

What is Stephen Hawking's best side?

The left.

Eggs are so egg-cellent that they are sunny-side up.

Why did the hobo cross the road?

To get the rotten donut on the other side.

Why did the rapper cross the road?

To drop some BARS on the other side.

How is the world like a box of crayons?

Nobody likes the white ones.

And a side note, it's multi colored.

Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?

A. There was a daycare on the other side.

What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?

A: Go kill yourself!

So you mom call she side when Covin come home?

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get the milk and to get to the dark side.

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?

It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!

My gf told me I have to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.

What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?

Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?

Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.

There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.

When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.

The doctor said, "You're all right now."

Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!