Side jokes
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
Why did my parents walk to the other side?
...Why?
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.
In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.
Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.
What is Stephen Hawking's best side?
The left.
I couldn't think of anything because you're in the "countryside."
My friend said she was tired of seeing me every day.
So I pushed her off the side of a cliff.
Eggs are so egg-cellent that they are sunny-side up.
How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
What do you do in India when you need to tell the time but don't have the money for a watch?
You bob your head from side to side like a metronome.
Yo Mama is so fat that Nationwide took nine years to get on her side.
Lenin was on his deathbed, with Stalin sitting by his side.
Lenin says: "What are you going to do after I die? They might not follow you."
Stalin responds: "Then they'll follow you."
There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.
When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.
The doctor said, "You're all right now."
Teddy bear, teddy bear, turn around.
Why I turn around?
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Why do people hate Velma now?
Because she joined the Dark Side.
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!
So you mom call she side when Covin come home?
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!