Why did the otter cross the road?
To get to the otter side.
your hairline can fit a truck without toching either side
so my friend died i was at her casket i said ill see you on the other side so i went to the other side of the casket
so you mom call she side when covin come home
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Teddy bear teddy bear turn around Why i turn around Infopka.com
why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road? It's a damn rock m8, it's not gonna walk!
There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.
When was at the hospital and he woke up he asked the doctor of he was okay.
The doctor said ur all right now.
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Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road? A. There was a daycare on the other side.
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible
Why do people hate Velma now?
Because she joined the Dark Side.
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? THEY DON'T HAVE A HOME!!
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the RHYME SIDE
Why did the dog cross the road? It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
The bright side of this pandemic is now both my hands look equally chapped and raw.
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Your at a buffet, you think your hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of your self, you get stuck looking at sides in the buffet, a roly poly gal you see in corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end, you go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slamed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she's is tenderizing you for dinner.
A drunk guy is showing friends his new apartment...
The last stop is the bedroom, where a big brass gong sits next to the bed.
"What's that gong for?" the friend asks him.
"It's not a gong," the drunk replies. "It's a talking clock."
"How does it work?"
The guys picks up a hammer, gives the gong an ear-shattering pound, and steps back.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screams, "For God's sake, you asshole...it's 3:30 in the god damn morning!"
Why did the pedophile cross the road? Because there was a school on the other side
