Eggs are so egg-cellent that they are sunny-side up.
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.
How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.
Why do people hate Velma now?
Because she joined the Dark Side.
Teddy bear, teddy bear, turn around.
Why I turn around?
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There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.
When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.
The doctor said, "You're all right now."
My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?
It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!
My gf told me I have to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.
Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?
Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
So you mom call she side when Covin come home?
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
So my friend died. I was at her casket. I said I'll see you on the other side, so I went to the other side of the casket.
The bright side of this pandemic is now both my hands look equally chapped and raw.
