Side jokes
Why did my parents walk to the other side?
...Why?
What is Stephen Hawking's best side?
The left.
In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.
Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.
I couldn't think of anything because you're in the "countryside."
My friend said she was tired of seeing me every day.
So I pushed her off the side of a cliff.
This is so relatable :3
Eggs are so egg-cellent that they are sunny-side up.
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.
So my friend died. I was at her casket. I said I'll see you on the other side, so I went to the other side of the casket.
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
So you mom call she side when Covin come home?
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
My gf told me I have to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.
Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?
It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?
Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?