Biden: Shut up Trump, DISRESPECTFUL) President: you are the one with the inappropriate hair touching bro.😎😎😎😎😎😎 Biden: -laughs hard because sloppy Joe can't do anything.
kid; I don't want to go to the movies mom; shut your mouth and clean my ROOM
Please this is disgusting, this is only men who thinks that it’s fun to do jokes about rape, it’s really fucking dramatic for a man/woman to get raped so please just shut the fuck up!
bully:shut up me:i dont shut up i grow up and when i look at you i thorth up
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women they need to know their place and stay in the kitchen a d be baby makers.....
kalyn: mrs frizzle mrs frizzle: sure kalyn: can you spell icup for me? mrs frizzle: shut up you little fucktard
I asked my girlfriend if she was a smoke alarm she said “ is it because I warned him when hottness came” I said “ no, you don’t shut up
So three daughters were sitting in the same room as their mother, the first daughter asked why she was named Daisy. So the mother replies “Because when we were taking you out of the hospital, a daisy landed on your forehead.” The second daughter asked why she was named Rose. So the mother explained “Same as Daisy, when you we were taking you out of the hospital, a rose petal landed on your forehead.” The third daughter then said “ksvrjxbdkavdowbxksb” so the mother said “Shut Up Brick!”
donald trump is still the president, even after the government has been shut down.
1950: In the future there will be flying cars
2018: Pewdiepie shuts down Shane Dawson
Bully: Shut up motherf*cker Me: Well stop talking to me and I won't have to keep f*cking your mother
Shut up with that vegeta looking hairline
i was the person that flew into the twin towers, i have a 2 friends that are both twin and when ever they speak i tell them to shut up because if they don't ill make myself explode in them
Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.
Addison Banks Age (8) "I'm a little brat who won't shut up the hell! And stop talking!
Mommy mommy, why do I keep running around in circles? Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!
What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?
IF YOU DON'T SHUT RIGHT NOW YOUR GONNA LOOSE YOUR SHIRT!!!
Get it?
Yesterday I had a party in my basement. I got questioned a lot about 5 dead kids in the corner shut in a box. I did that when I was 13 damn I forgot about them
shut the hell up with all these stephen hawking jokes hahah i wanna kms
Rept after me shut up ;shut up; I don’t shut up I grow up and when I look at you I throw up 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
