Shutting jokes
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.
Mommy, mommy! Are we bank robbers?
Shut up and pass me the note.
Repeat after me: shut up; shut up; I don’t shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mommy, Mommy! Are we werewolves?
Shut up and comb your face.
"Roses are red, shut up and go to bed."
You used to call me on your cellphone when you need my love.
Mad girl: SHUT UP! YOU ARE SO ANNOYING! I DON'T WANT TO CALL YOU ON MY CELL PHONE!
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
"Windows shut down sound."
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
Shut your transparent hairline up.
I asked my girlfriend if she was a smoke alarm. She said, "Is it because I warned him when hotness came?" I said, "No, you don’t shut up!"
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
Mommy, Mommy, are you an archer?
"Shut up and keep the apple on your head still."
Why don’t I shut myself all the time?
I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
This midget in my school has two moms. I said, "Did your dad go get the milk?" He told me to shut up. I said, "I don’t shut up, I grow up like you should."
A little girl said to her mom, "Mom, my butt's cracked, kiss it, kiss it!" Her mom said, "Sweetie, shut up, it's always been there!" Then her daughter died 'cause of her melodramaticness.
I saw a cyclist in the road today, so I ran over him and he said in a robotic voice, "SHUTTING DOWN!"
Gwen, you need to shut up, for once!
Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
Shut the f*** up, I am an orphan!
TJ GWEN just shut the hell up.
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