Shutting Jokes

bully:shut up me:i dont shut up i grow up and when i look at you i thorth up

The Drunk and a priest

On a bus, a priest sat next to a drunk who was struggling to read a newspaper.

Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest:

"Do you know what arthritis is?"

The parish priest soon thought of taking the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied:

"It's a disease caused by sinful and unruly life: excess, consumption of alcohol, drugs, marijuana, crack, and certainly lost women, prostitutes, promiscuity, sex, binges and other things I dare not say."

The drunk widened his eyes, shut up and continued reading the newspaper.

A little later the priest, thinking that he had been too hard on the drunk, tried to soften:

"How long have you had arthritis?"

"I don't have arthritis! It says here in the paper that the Pope has it."

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donald trump is still the president, even after the government has been shut down.

1950: In the future there will be flying cars

2018: Pewdiepie shuts down Shane Dawson

If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head? So she claims to be

And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights

i was the person that flew into the twin towers, i have a 2 friends that are both twin and when ever they speak i tell them to shut up because if they don't ill make myself explode in them

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What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?

IF YOU DON'T SHUT RIGHT NOW YOUR GONNA LOOSE YOUR SHIRT!!!

Get it?

Addison Banks Age (8) "I'm a little brat who won't shut up the hell! And stop talking!

Yesterday I had a party in my basement. I got questioned a lot about 5 dead kids in the corner shut in a box. I did that when I was 13 damn I forgot about them