The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!
Kid: hey mum why are we pushing the car off the cliff?
Mum: shut up son you’ll wake your father!
What do you call it when panera bread, Shuts down Panera is dead
shut ur transparent hairline up
How do you kidnap stepthen hawking ? Shut off his computer
stan says shut the fuck up or sit your ass down on that bitch chair
Mommy mommy! Are we liars? Shut up and cross your fingers when you say that.
Mommy mommy! Do we own a sweatshop? Shut up and keep sewing.
Mommy mommy! Are we Janitor’s? Shut up and pass me the mop.
Mommy mommy! Are we Bank robbers? Shut up and pass me the note.
What did Stephen hawking say when he died?
"Windows shut down sound"
Hey look at me im stupid named Jordan C who wont shut up and leave Addison alone.
Me: I have a dream Mom: what? Me: for you to fucking shut up
What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked? That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut.
What was Stephen Hawking last message before he died: server shutting down
Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
One day leaf asks mom, “mom, why am I named leaf?” Mom says “because when you were a baby a leaf fell on your head.” The next day feather asks mom “ mommy, why am I named feather?” Mom says “ when your were a baby a feather fell on your head.” The next day brick asks mom “rhsisvrkanx” mom says, shut up brick!
Me:Hi My name is Bro:Hey Guys So who you Me:Hey Stop Dude Bro:How is it going bro- Me:SHUT UP Bro:Is that a gun Me:*Pointing at bro* Bro:Dude i'm Me:*BANG* *BANG* Me:Finally its over
The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he feel off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.
What did the blender say to the orange juice? What the fuck are you, you are so fucking stupid shut the fuck up.
