Shutting jokes
So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"Windows 10 shutting down."
The reason that girls are not allowed in boys' treehouses is because girls can't keep their mouths shut about boys taking turns sucking each other's hotdogs.
What noise does Stephen Hawking make when he dies? Windows shutting down theme tune.
There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, "Momma, why is my name Rose?" The mommy cow replies, "Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born." The next calf comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?" The mother replies, "Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born." The third baby comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Daisy?" The momma cow again replieds, "Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, "Huh Ruh Buh Duh!" The momma cow says, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"
when ur bored in class so u post this and people start comenting the best shit
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I bet my mum thinks this 😂
New theory just dropped????
Community talk
Why is it called 'shut UP' when the upper teeth have to move down to fully close the mouth?
Guys I want to announce something. Sometimes I get very overwheled, and I get a verbal shutdown. I cant speak, its to hard. I can usually type, but when i reply with "." or js "m" or soemthing really small, its a verbal shut down. I am okay i just need a discrtion or maybe a little bit to myself. its like my brain is saying to much input, i need to reduce output. Communication awlays comes back after ive calmed down or i feel better. just lyk and look out for it. So if i go silet on call, or type like very small, im okay, just overwheled and my brain shurts down paths of cummication.
hello community , excluding https://worstjokesever.com/@lily%F0%9F%8C%BC , shut the fuck up unrespectfully , I do not need to see another fucking hate post by you. so keep your fucking typing hands OFF your keyboard or screen and go play clash royale or sum shit, this is a warning