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CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.
Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.
Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod
Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"
Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"
Boy: "What do you mean?"
Friend and me: "We can show you."
Me: "I will tie the rope."
Friend: "I will push the chair."
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
Show yourself.
What was the orphan's favorite cartoon show?
"Fairly OddParents."
A girl did squats everyday with a 20 pound weight in her hand to finally text her boyfriend, "Show me your dick now!"
What did Vegeta say to Bulma?
What?
Can I show you my new move? It's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK! :)
Do they say you are what you eat?
That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.
George Floyd was in a TV show, "Fresh Prince of no hair."
went (DYM 134).
"I AM NOT PETER GRIFFIN!"
So you see all these Baby Yoda memes when you go online, But you have never really seen the show with him.
He is just SOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wanna me to show you a joke?
*Points at face* Funny, right?
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.
Ferb is older than Phineas because his last line.
Ferb: "I’m boutta blow this sh*t!"
I just found out that one of the new Star Wars shows is going to be about the time that some malware overloaded all of their computers, and I can tell from the title that those computers use Windows!
It's called "The Bad Batch File!"
What shows do orphans dream of?
Full House or Fuller House.
Yo mama so fat that when she went on the scale, it showed her phone number.
I'm dyslexic. My sister was reading, "What's the book?" I asked. She showed me the cover. "You reading 'The Scared Bull'?" I asked. She started laughing. "No, 'The Sacred Bull'!"