Show Jokes

What was the orphan's favorite cartoon show?

"Fairly OddParents."

What did Vegeta say to Bulma?

What?

Can I show you my new move? It's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK! :)

Do they say you are what you eat?

That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.

Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?

The show was called "Family Feud."

Show yourself.

Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."

Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"

Someone: . . .

went (DYM 134).

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To show he had guts.

Why did the other hedgehog cross the road? To see his flat mate.

"I AM NOT PETER GRIFFIN!"

So you see all these Baby Yoda memes when you go online, But you have never really seen the show with him.

He is just SOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo mama so fat that when she went on the scale, it showed her phone number.

I'm dyslexic. My sister was reading, "What's the book?" I asked. She showed me the cover. "You reading 'The Scared Bull'?" I asked. She started laughing. "No, 'The Sacred Bull'!"

Chuck Norris came up with the name for Walker, Texas Ranger in sheer brilliance. You can arrange each letter for the name of the show to display the true name being "Wrangler Karate Sex!"

If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.

Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.

Wanna me to show you a joke?

*Points at face* Funny, right?

Ferb is older than Phineas because his last line.

Ferb: "I’m boutta blow this sh*t!"

What shows do orphans dream of?

Full House or Fuller House.

I started working at the AISH office a few months ago.

I felt like I wasn't fitting in. Then my coworker showed me where the pepper spray and emergency contraception pills were.

Now I feel like I belong.

Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?

Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!