A cop pulls two Arabian men over, walks up to their window and says "We are looking for two child molesters". Now after a short pause the two men look at each other,then back at the officer and say "we'll do it!"
Batman on gender equality: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/I36ypJEyYpo
Why did I trip over your foot ...? .... Because you were so short I couldn’t see you !
There was a fish looking for a great meal, he looks above him and See's a fly. He thought ' If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal ' long story short A pussy gets wet
what do you call my friends... SHORT
He’s so short no one can see you very close by
It's called Costa Coffee because it's short for "Cost A lot for boiled, rancid dishwater".
The short kid came earlier than i thought , Guess he came with such short notice
Life is like a penis. It is short
Rape can happen to anybody, so I think I will continue taking the short cut home through the dark alleyways wearing barely anything and walk really close to bushes
Your so short, when it rains your the last one to know
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
*Me walk into the nail salon* Hi I'm here for my 3:45 appointment *nail tech* ok sweety come and sit down *Me sits down in the chair* *nail tech* you want long nail short nail? Um, long nail. You want boyfriend?!! Yes, ma'am. Ok, let me work magic. ok. *gives me short nail* bro I asked for long nail. But you said bf but u look lesbian* walks out without paying* *nail tech gives money to a customer* there u win. *customer* I told u she would
