Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the concert?
To COUNT his BARS
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald’s drive-thru
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company
Crack/her
I know why asain's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word racism. People can't be something that doesn't exist
Drake
I wore a purple outfit to school and sum indian kid called me thanos so I called him vision and tryed pulling the red dot off his head.
watchdogs
We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Biden, no cash, and no hope.
Why is the German blind? Because he's a "not see".
What do u call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers? An annoying prick whos black dad left him as a kid
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To find his way to the top of the CHARTS
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his FLOW
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer
