Short jokes

Short jokes

I've decided that from January 1st, I'm only going to watch things that are 4K and above.

It's my New Year's resolution.

What did the blind kid say after receiving a cheese grater for Christmas?

"This is the most violent book I’ve ever read."

Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?

Because they literally can't even.

Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.

That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:

What does a Jewish man say when he sees a caricature of his face?

"We need to circumcise that one."