Roses are red, violets are blue; blood’s thicker than water, so yeah, I got you.
What do you call a rapper who becomes a chef?
A LYRICAL COOK
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the BEET
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ICE
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had a lot of CHILL FLOWS
Shit! My neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs! I've been his customer for 4 years, but I had no idea he was a barber.
Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...
Motivational Quote for today: if you're feeling tired and ugly today, cheer up, you probably won't feel tired tomorrow morning...
Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike Stole his slogan, just do it
How did Aniken get away with cheating?
By choking on his wife
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club? Dirty bitch, you are
Damn Really stole my friend glasses well now their blind but not really their dead.
Why do Orphans hates hide n seek their parents went to play hide n seek for years
Adolf Hitler
America Twin Tower: Hey have you seen the Malaysian Twin tower i have but only since 1971 to 2001 Malaysian Twin tower: I STOOD LONGER
What do British politics and transgender people have in common? - Both aren't what they used to be...
Is someone who is tardy again actually retardy?
Yo mama so dumb, when the bartender said "beer is on the house" she grabbed a ladder.
"Just ditched a women. Feelin good!" -Techno
