What's the most played game in Africa? The Hunger Games.
My therapist told me, "Time to heal all wounds", so I shot him in the nuts.
Now we wait...
For the encore, we'd love to tell you a construction joke but ... we're still working on it.
Did you hear about the deaf guys STI He got hearing aids
What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo
you're dad is so fucking fat that when he bends over and comes back up its the next day
I suggested to my girlfriend that she would look sexier with her hair back Apparently that’s insensitive to someone during chemo
Which is more disabling is it autism or down syndrome
Why did the rapper become a magician?
Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some UNIVERSAL BARS
Why did the rapper get a job at the bank?
Because he wanted to make some RAP DEPOSITS
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find the right direction for his FLOW
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many PROBLEMS and not enough RAP
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills)
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes
Why did the rapper go to SCHOOL?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)
Is Google male or female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
TIME RHYME
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES
