Short jokes
A good woman is like a good cup of coffee, especially when it’s strong and hot with a little bit of cream in it.
What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection? A cracker with cheese.
Your hairline looks like something that came off the bottom of a Reese's cup.
Why do leftists strive for a literate population?
So people can understand their wall of text memes.
You must be the square root of -1, because you can't be real.
Your mama can't walk up the stairs because she eats too much chips.
Why is Marcus gay? Because he's gay.
What's 6 plus 7?
67.
Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.
Your hairline is so far back, even the Flintstones knew of it.
Yo mama must be a giant, 'cause my Mini P.E.K.K.A. goes berserk on her!
Your mum is a Rune Giant.
Ahmed is "bombuni guisisni" and Marcus is "bombardilo crocodilo" because Ahmed was late to the plane party and Marcus was first.
Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa
USA: "Never forget 9/11."
Brits: "What happened on the 9th of November?"
World leaders are so old, they've got nostalgia for the Cambrian explosion.
My face when “Free Palestine” wasn’t a sales deal.
You're so slow, the sped kid is your tutor.
The best and worst part about being bi:
Best: Double the love, double the fun.
Worst: Double the love, double the loneliness.
In the Robocide, Explain Bear is the first to go.