Short jokes
What’s an orphan’s favorite drink?
Foster’s.
You will find Taylor Swift on the streets before you find your hairline.
My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"
My bully. 😭
You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
You will find your dad that left to get the milk before your hairline.
What do you call a Muslim who drinks, smokes, and fools around with other women?
Turkish.
You know what they call pineapples in Paris?
I don't know, what?
Anus.
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she died by a flying brick!
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."
I wasn't gonna tell another Epstein joke but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
Q. What happens when a pedophile spills his coffee? A. It leaves an EP-stain.
Why was Balls afraid of Magic?
Because Magic eight Balls.
Would you rather have ten babies in one trash can or one baby in ten trash cans?
Q. What do you call a person with Alzheimer's?
It doesn't matter. They'll forget what you said in thirty seconds anyway.
Q. What's an Alzheimer's victim's favourite song? A. Stand Down at Sundown.
Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?
Because they lost their queen.
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.