Short jokes

Short jokes

Garbage

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What do Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ilhan Omar, Ayanna Pressley, and Rashida Tlaib all have in common?

All four of them are garbage.

Zebra

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What is the difference between a zebra and a female NCO?

A zebra didn't have to suck and fuck to get its stripes.

Acceptance

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Why do trannies have such high rates of suicide?

Because they want everyone to accept them, but they can't accept themselves.

Kid

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Q: What do Epstein and Dahmer have in common?

A: They both like to eat kids in and out.

Roast

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Which hole talks faster? Your mouth or your ass? Can't tell the difference because they both run shit at once.