Short jokes
If I ever have a YouTube channel, I'm pretty sure it would be called "101 Things NOT To Do With Electrical Sockets."
What's the first rule of Wank Club?
Don't shake hands with anyone else in Wank Club.
What is the epitome of being quick on the draw?
Coming both first and last in the same round of "soggy biscuit".
What is Epstein's favorite piano chord?
A minor.
How do trannies pass successfully? By passing away.
Wanna hear a joke?
Rape.
Orphans might as well join the military or a gang because they have no family.
I'm gonna make a documentary about meth-addicted prostitutes.
I think I'll call it "Whores on Ice."
Okay, guys. Today we're gonna read the Women's Rights of 1920...
Okay, thanks for watching!
What do you call a gay baseball player? A homo-run-sexual.
What's the difference between a priest and customer service?
At least you can call customer service and tell them how your experience was.
How To Kill A Blonde 101:
First Step: Get a pool.
Second Step: Put a scratch-and-sniff at the bottom.
Why does the Avon lady walk funny?
Because her lipstick!
My friend went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog in a crate.
He said it was a Shitzoo!
Isn't Barbie supposed to come with Ken?
Barbie comes with G.I. Joe. She fakes it with Ken.
I want to be a pornstar. Even if I completely suck, they will still give me a firm raise.
Your hairline is so back down, it is in your neck.
What is the difference between a man peering through the keyhole and a woman in the bath?
One is rude and nosy; the other is nude and Rosy.
I tried phone sex once, lost my bits to a stray "call waiting" beep. Very painful. Never again.
What is a gay person's favorite fast food place?
Jack(off) in the Box.