Short jokes
Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the Civil War.
What do you call 2 spies fucking?
Undercover.
What's the difference between acne and the Pope?
Acne waits till you're 13 to cum on your face.
Friend says, "You were so drunk last night, you threw a mushroom at a midget and said, 'Grow, Mario, grow.'"
What songs do people with no arms listen to?
None, 'cause they can’t press play.
Covid 19 stopped mass shootings faster than the Government.
I'd make 9/11 jokes, but they'd just crash and burn.
A nucleus walked into a bar. He asked the bartender, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replied, “For you, NO CHARGE!”
What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him.
There was a crying pandemic going around.
What is the worst Just Dance game? Just Dance 3.
Which is the odd one out? FISH, SNAKE, STEPHEN HAWKING, HORSE.
Horse, of course — the rest can't walk.
What is a similarity between a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her?
They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
"CoComelon meme,
No matter how fast I run, I can't escape my problems - OULEH...
Nobody loves me .v."
The Golden State? More like your mum's state...
Why is dark spelt with a K and not a C?
Because they can’t see their parents.
You know I wish life was shorter?
I want it over.
Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?
You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.
Next time at Walmart, I'm going to scan my wrist. They are basically barcodes.
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.