Short jokes
A: This rice is very delicious!
B: Ya! It is more delicious if it is cooked.
That's what you do. And the ahteot09oe.
Two urchins, L. H. A. B.
That's cringe, bro. The ex weas pisitive.
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
Stephanie
What do you give a sick bird?
Tweet-ment!
Be nice.
Don’t suicide! Please don’t, it’s horrible, and you will hurt so many people that love you.
That’s why no one will be hurt.
America... Amefrica... Amfrica... Africa...
Once I got out of bed, my butt hurt afterward.
Your mom is so ugly, she's the reason he swerved.
How do you call a black pilot?
A pilot, you racist.
Bob's Family Restaurant:
Orphans:
:(
Jeremy likes to kiss men. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
My sister said you smell, but then she saw her panties having moles on it.
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
Villager: KNOCK KNOCK
Steve: Who's there?
Villager: I'm not talking anymore.
Steve: I'm not talking anymore who?
How did Princess Diana die?
Giving the glove box head.