Short jokes
What's the smallest stick in the world?
Your man's dick.
School is the best!
I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy!
I'll put white in your smile.
Bus went vrrrrrrrm.
Stephanie
What do you give a sick bird?
Tweet-ment!
Be nice.
There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.
My sis came up to me and said, "Mom told me to take the trash out for the rest of the year."
"So, uh, you free tomorrow?" 😂
Don’t suicide! Please don’t, it’s horrible, and you will hurt so many people that love you.
That’s why no one will be hurt.
America... Amefrica... Amfrica... Africa...
Once I got out of bed, my butt hurt afterward.
Your mom is so ugly, she's the reason he swerved.
Bob's Family Restaurant:
Orphans:
:(
Jeremy likes to kiss men. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
My sister said you smell, but then she saw her panties having moles on it.
What does a polite mouse say?
"Cheese and thank you."
How did Princess Diana die?
Giving the glove box head.
Villager: KNOCK KNOCK
Steve: Who's there?
Villager: I'm not talking anymore.
Steve: I'm not talking anymore who?