Short jokes

Short jokes

Rice

A: This rice is very delicious!

B: Ya! It is more delicious if it is cooked.

Suicide

Don’t suicide! Please don’t, it’s horrible, and you will hurt so many people that love you.

That’s why no one will be hurt.

Panty

My sister said you smell, but then she saw her panties having moles on it.

Kiss

Jeremy likes to kiss men. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Knock

Villager: KNOCK KNOCK

Steve: Who's there?

Villager: I'm not talking anymore.

Steve: I'm not talking anymore who?