Short jokes
I saw you when I got chance at the adoption center!
When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...
What did the magician do as a trick in his show?
Make your doubts about magic... DISAPPEAR!
Why did the turtle start flying? He was on a jet.
What’s a guy with Tourette’s favorite app to use? Tiktok.
Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.
What did the police say to the ice cream freezer?
Skeppy is the joke.
I love eating Hisoka's big, fat, juicy c*ck.
There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.
If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.
America... Amefrica... Amfrica... Africa...
Don’t suicide! Please don’t, it’s horrible, and you will hurt so many people that love you.
That’s why no one will be hurt.
Once I got out of bed, my butt hurt afterward.
Bob's Family Restaurant:
Orphans:
:(
Jeremy likes to kiss men. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Your mom is so ugly, she's the reason he swerved.
My sister said you smell, but then she saw her panties having moles on it.
"hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" That's what my friend said when he gave an EpiPen. I don't know why, though.
Yo momma so stupid, she pooped in the shower.