Short jokes

What do you give a sick bird?

Tweet-ment!

Be nice.

Fun!

Robert Scott is a NumNut.

Girl lol feel dick in mouth on you.

Stephanie

What’s a guy with Tourette’s favorite app to use? Tiktok.

Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.

I'll put white in your smile.

Don’t suicide! Please don’t, it’s horrible, and you will hurt so many people that love you.

That’s why no one will be hurt.

America... Amefrica... Amfrica... Africa...

Once I got out of bed, my butt hurt afterward.

Your mom is so ugly, she's the reason he swerved.

How do you call a black pilot?

A pilot, you racist.

My sister said you smell, but then she saw her panties having moles on it.

Jeremy likes to kiss men. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Bob's Family Restaurant:

Orphans:

:(

What does a polite mouse say?

"Cheese and thank you."

Villager: KNOCK KNOCK

Steve: Who's there?

Villager: I'm not talking anymore.

Steve: I'm not talking anymore who?

Boy and girl.

Boys af sex wus ur girl?