Short jokes
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.
What do you call 2 wings and a halo?
A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪
You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.
If you get an apple a day, what does it give you?
Worms and rotten fruit.
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
What is a fruit's favorite way to call someone?
WhatsApple.
Humor is like food, not everybody gets it.
I bet Kobe failed flying school.
I'm ashamed of some of the jokes I told that mocked disabled people.
So I threw in a couple racist ones to even it out.
Why did the skeleton feel alone?
He was BONEsome.
"Prince, please help me. This faker is driving me crazy!"
Why did the octopus cross the road?
To get to the douchebag's house.
Knock knock.
(It's the octopus.)
You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."
East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond, but Richmond is better, why?
Who are the fastest readers on Earth?
The pilots flying the 9/11 planes. They went through 6 stories in 5 seconds.
Trump keeps calling people "nasty", "failing", and "disgusting".
Doesn't he own a mirror?
Well I guess exoplanets never had some exoloration. 🤣🤣🤣
Dad and Mom: -takes one look at Child-
Dad and Mom: "We don't want him."
Orphan: And I took that, personally.
What did the right eye say to the left eye?
"Between you and me, something smells!"
There is nothing funnier than my life. (Evan 2020)