Short jokes
Skeppy is the joke.
When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...
Why did the turtle start flying? He was on a jet.
If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.
I love eating Hisoka's big, fat, juicy c*ck.
There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.
A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!
B: Thank you.
A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!
A: This rice is very delicious!
B: Ya! It is more delicious if it is cooked.
That's what you do. And the ahteot09oe.
That's cringe, bro. The ex weas pisitive.
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
I’m going to be scared of diesel.
Don’t suicide! Please don’t, it’s horrible, and you will hurt so many people that love you.
That’s why no one will be hurt.
America... Amefrica... Amfrica... Africa...
Once I got out of bed, my butt hurt afterward.
Bob's Family Restaurant:
Orphans:
:(
Jeremy likes to kiss men. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Your mom is so ugly, she's the reason he swerved.
My sister said you smell, but then she saw her panties having moles on it.
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.