Short jokes
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens.
This comment section is so dark, it could be Lil Huddy.
What is the difference between a black man and Jew?
One was born burnt.
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
What does a kid with cancer and a house fly have in common? A life expectancy of 15-25 days.
My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.
I worry about him sometimes.
Welcome to codi's pizzeria and abortion clinic; your loss is our sauce!
How do you make sure a rape victim doesn’t testify against you?
Kill her first.
Bet y'all did not know Kobe had blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west.
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
The trip from your eyebrow to your hairline costs $6000.
Am I in Florida, because I'm triggered?
Why did the priest invent baptism?
To wash their sex toys.
What's so bad about 9 divided by 11?
Hey Hunter, Thomas here.
Why did the plane cross the road?
To get to the other side.
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What's a Latino's favorite sport? Lacrosse.
Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...
Then IT hit me.
Why did the penis go fly?
Because a girl sucked it too hard, it went flying away.
If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.
If I stepped on a Twix, would you get mad?