Short jokes
Who’s the roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table?
Circumference.
What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?
Christopher Reeve.
The greatest bond you will ever have is the one with your conjoined twin.
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket: you can hide, but you can’t run.
Hitler was a dic-tator.
Why does Kurt Cobain hate his brother?
Because he's always calling shotgun.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde girl?
One stops sucking when you smack it.
I was going to kill myself, but in the end, it doesn't even matter.
What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into?
Home Depot.
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed 3 episodes of your favorite show.
Don't go to ghostposter.com. The person or persons who run that site are a fucking bunch if dumb fucking cunts who can suck my big cock.
Why are history teachers always women? Because they like to bring up the past.
What do women and Nvidia have in common?
They both do not make very good drivers.
Why can the orphan only go to restaurants?
Because they can't have homemade meals.
What does a foreigner say when he comes to America?
I don't know, I don't speak foreignish...
I painted my black PS5 white so the controller would run faster.
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
Boy: Hey! I love you...
Girl: Eww, you are so ugly.
*boy sent a pic of his dic*
Girl: Beauty doesn't matter in love.
Titanic jokes sink in. Pun intended.