What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
Short Jokes
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
What did the talking rope say to the man?
"Just hang in there."
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
What’s a zebra? A few sizes bigger than an A.
Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...
Man: Men have to deal with women.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.
+1 Comet.
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.
My doctor said I need to lose calories, so I got a piece of paper, wrote "calories," and lit it on fire.
What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?
For me, life.
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelevant.
My wife (or husband) told me to get six cans of Sprite from the grocery store.
I had just realized when I got home that I had picked up 7-Up.
Jesus was drinking when he made you.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master?
Stand up.
