Short jokes

Girl: Hi (flirt)

Boy: Hi? (reluctant)

Girl: I'm a cheerleader captain, I'm also single (flirt).

Boy 2: Excuse me?! He's MY MAN...

Guess what my plans are for the weekend? Suing the NYCDOE for blocking (probably) WEBTOONS.com.

My sister is so annoying. She won $10,000 to go to hell.

How many orphans does it take to repair a house? None, they don't have one.

What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?

Nazrat.

So I was walking in a store, and a carrot and a lettuce said, "Lettuce leaf!" to me.

Jnnnnnnnnnnnjjjjjjjjjooooooojjkk.

One day I had the munchies, so I ate a clock. It was very... time consuming.

What do iPhone batteries and the Twin Towers have in common?

They both go down quickly.

A transgender woman with cancer of the tits only has to pay for half the operation.

What do you call a binder with no rings?

Nana when Zane kisses her in her mind: [Insert Chiwawa Scream!]

What do you call a three-humped camel?

Pregnant.

The best part about having autism is being able to make jokes about genociding autistic people and no one can say a damn thing.

How do you kill a tranny?

Misgender it to death.

Abortions = yeetis of the fetus.

I have a penis, and sometimes I bite it.

My friend said onions only cry, so that's why I threw a coconut at him.

These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.

Roses are red, I'm not a boaster.

Elon must've got rushed to the hospital after impregnating a toaster.