Short jokes
Kid: "Mom, what happened to Jim?"
Mom: "He got inside a white van."
I'm still playing hide & seek with my dad.
Wow, why so many of the same joke?
A joker held the door open for me the other day. It was a nice gesture.
haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be DYING to get in there.
Mushroom?
Why do women like Pac-Man so much?
How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?
My brother couldn’t wait for fall, so I tripped him.
Why couldn't the man get out of the maize maze?
He got corn-ered!
My new leaf blower doesn't work. It sucks.
Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?
A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.
Bubba couldn't make rent, so he offered to sleep with the landlady instead.
I think he forgot he lived in his mom's basement.
What's a knife's favorite person?
The victim.
To people who say that depression hits hard...
The car begs to disagree.
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
Where did the pig go on holiday?
Snout and about.
What does a tornado need when it has multiple sclerosis?
A hurri-CANE.
Orange you glad to see me?
This is the true worst joke ever:
What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?
Hi!