Short jokes
I guess age is just a number, but in your boyfriend's case, a personal preference.
What is a necrophiliac's favorite candy? A Hearsey's Kiss.
To master puns, you got to relish them first. That's how I must(ar)d it. Who knows, maybe you will ketchup to my level.
Two cows were hiding.
One said: "Moooo."
The other one said: "Shut up! We're hiding!"
What did Julius say when he saw a woman stealing an expensive chandelier?
“Guards! Seize her (Caesar)!”
Why did the Mushroom get invited to so many parties?
He was a fungi!
What was the computer's best pickup line?
Nice bits!
My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.
As a hobby, I started taking walks around the old clock tower.
It's a great way to pass the time.
So I got these new shoes, except they were from a drug dealer.
Now I don't know what they were laced with, but I was trippin' all day.
Who were the fastest runners ever? Adam and Eve. They were first in the human race.
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A nectarine.
What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?
"Can you show me what rape is?"
What do you call blue and orange at the bottom of a pool?
A baby with flat armbands!
You know I'm not too into black girls, but Kobe's daughter was smoking!
A common question I get as a doctor is, do vaccines cause autism? Well!, I was vaccinated, so.....
What's the difference between tuna, a piano and glue?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
Your momma's so dumb, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
What's better than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten!
Why did the moderator of worstjokesever.com die?
He had a heart attack because he was a fat loser.