Short jokes
A priest asks a convicted murderer on the electric chair, "Do you have any last request?"
"Yes," said the murderer, "Will you hold my hand?"
Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, it’s a 9/11 victim.
Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
If a cat or a dog plays Among Us, it will wanna be the impawstor.
The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.
What does a chicken give you?
Student: Meat.
What does a pig give you?
Student: Bacon.
What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework.
Why did the student cannibal rush to the cafeteria?
He wanted to eat ahead of the others.
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?
"Did I leave the stove on?"
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What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?
Nazrat.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she can’t hear the sea.
A phone is like parents. Not everyone has one.
Why did the female dicktator get fired? She had too much dick!
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
I've been trying to use Google Maps in Ukraine, but I couldn't because I only saw Russia.
If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."