You look sexy with that rope around your neck.
Short Jokes
Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.
Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.
This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?
No Panera Bread.
Don't ever tell somebody depressed to try again.
The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score, so I told him to stand up to the anthem.
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
How do you get a depressed kid out of a tree? You cut the rope.
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
Neither of them respect boundaries.
I was trying to hang the lights when I accidentally kicked the chair.
Yo ass built like a wide body Hellcat!
For a present on Christmas, I gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button.
I am never wrong. One time I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.
I would go suck some titties, but Iād rather die from being shot than cancer.
You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.
A priest says to me, "Come up, my child." Then I said, "Do I know you? Because you're not my father."
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
