Short jokes
A police officer said to a belly button, "You're under a-vest."
I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."
What were the last words of your grandma in 2020?
"Oh, I think I forgot my mask!"
What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
My dad came back!
Two sticks only make a fire.
"Can we at least give them one credit—for abiding the traffic laws?"
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
I found your parent!
What is a rat's favorite dessert?
A chocolate mousse cake.
Africa.
I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
How do you f**k a sheep?
Put your d**k in it and face it off the cliff edge. It'll keep going backwards as you push forwards.
Repeat after me: Die angle; die angle; sweetie. Angels don't die! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yo hairline caused corruption.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
You're so ugly you make gay/lesbian people straight!
Stormtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader's son.
Palpatine: Knew it.
What do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist.