Short jokes
If a person shoots a person about to commit suicide, is it making it less painful, or is it murder?
What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?
Home base.
Once a naked woman robs a bank, but sadly, no one can remember her face...
The coffee was getting mugged, so it called 911.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
Why are Americans such good chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Ha ha! Get rickrolled!
How do you get a depressed person to jump?
Put them on a bridge.
What is the difference between a horse and a rabbit?
A horse can't hoop.
Shorkey will find you in bed tonight, and he will eat you like my joke or else...
A man who thinks he's funny but is actually a transvestite/transformer.
Why was the sea sad? Because it was blue.
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
What sits in the corner and gets smaller and smaller? A baby with a potato peeler.
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The Twin Towers were mad at each other, so they all just started launching planes at themselves.
Me playing a game...
What did God just stop? Are hearts cause we didn't kill each other.
Like if that was good.
Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!