Short jokes
Students across America have been spotted playing a parody of the horror game Five Nights at Freddy’s called “7 Hours at Chi Phi”.
"NORTH KOREA HAS ITS OWN NORTH KORONAVIRUS. IT STARTED THERE."
Yesterday I went to a party at my friend’s house. Everyone was dressed as birthday candles. It was a blowout.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lemon.
Haha! Hahahah! Hahahaah!
What did the autistic man order at McDonald’s?
Ass Burgers.
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.
61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69... mouthwash.
What do a 9V battery and a butthole have in common?
We know we’re not supposed to put our tongue on them, but we do it anyway.
"Discuss the synopsis of this poem: My Friend Billy Has A Ten-Foot Willy."
What’s the difference between a baby and a beet? Beets stain your teeth.
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My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. She came crawling back!
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
I love big hot sexy men.
If there is a guy in a wheelchair and he is a bully, say, "I’m still standing."
Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.
Orphans: Going 180.
"Pull down your pants, pull out my willy, stir your guts round like a hot bowl of chili."
Teacher: Why were you late?
Me: Traffic.
Teacher: Did I did it?
Me: Did I even blame it on you?
Gays: I like men.
Straight: I like women.
Bisexual: A hole is a hole.