Short jokes
Yo ass built like a wide body Hellcat!
Which is better looking, girls or women?
Dees was a squirrel who had big nuts.
Everybody loved dees big nuts.
What's a cow's favorite war?
World War Moo.
What is 1 + 1?
They didn’t tell me. Their stomach is upset.
Why does Mini P.E.K.K.A. love pancakes? Because he is busy watching explicit content involving the Archers and Firecracker.
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is that murder-suicide or just abortion?
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"
Are you a ghost train? Because I am going to scream when I ride you.
It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.
He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.
You know how Joe Biden is happy?
When he is rubbing a little girls' shoulders and eating ice cream.
Why did the Titanic sink?
Because the people aboard are stupid.
I wish I was blind.
How many bisexuals does it take to change a light bulb?
Depends, are you AC or DC? However many turn you on.
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣
Why did the orphan like milk?
Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!
Why are birds good at social media?
Because they "tweet" all the time!?
What is yellow and smells like bananas?