Short jokes
What’s Brock from Pokemon's favorite food?
Brockoli.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
You remind me of a snowflake, beautiful and unique. One touch and you're wet.
How do you shut Helen Keller up?
You give her mittens.
Where do sheep go to shop? Shears.
I am only familiar with 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don't know why.
If anyone's gonna be fuckin' my sister, it's gonna be ME!
How can you save a depressed person from a tree?
You cut the rope.
What is purple, small, and rinsed off in a drainer?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇
Your hairline goes so far back it went back to when Earth was created.
Your legs are just like Oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat what's in between.
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?
A: A suicide bomber.
How many astronauts can you fit into a VW Bug? 11, 4 in the seats, seven in the ashtray.
What is the strongest weapon in India?
The red button (this is a fact).
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
I found out how to gain millions of followers.
Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters?
They both shoot when they see kids.
What do you call an animal that knows karate? Moose Lee 😊😁
My friends hate when I make skeleton jokes. I guess I need to put more backbone into it.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they are dead.