Short jokes
Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.
Do you know how a snail has a "nail," why can't it be a nut?
Your mom saw Uranus and never was the same in HD. :)
What do you get when you cross a cow and the Kool-Aid Man? Donald Trump, cuz of his red face and juicy tits.
Apparently, I'm a category for jokes now. Hmm... ok!
#HOMIEZ4Life
P.S. Say "crack my finger," now say it backwards :)
What's one advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚
Waiter says, "Sir, we ran out of ranch, so I had the boys in the back improvise. But don't worry... It has even more zip & twang to it!"
One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"
Walter White.
What does a Mexican not like in their drink? Ice.
I need to speak to Water Sharky.
Hahahahaha......... Autism.
Jokers are all about the delivery.
Except abortion jokes...
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone: "Wing wing, arrow!"
What does a homeless man call his mother?
Useless.
What's the best part about a dead prostitute?
The second hour is free.
Have you seen all the pants with crazy designs on them? I mean, britches be crazy!
What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?
A strong man’s biceps.
What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, because they are walls.
Hi, I'm cool.