Short jokes
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
POV: me telling a joke.
My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass.
Me: Nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass finds a cure for cancer.
If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt.
What did the tree say to the depressed kid?
"Stop hanging around."
Student: Hey! Did you hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Teacher: No?
Student: All I can say about it is, "Well, well, well."
My girlfriend's name is Candice.
Can these nuts fit in your mouth? :D
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your presence, my love, Every moment feels new.
Ariana-Chat now!
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.
God, aka Mr. Universe said he was God's gift to this earth, but where is he?
A bat mitzvah for sheep is a baaaaaat mitzvah!
What's yellow and smells of Marge? Homer Simpson's fingers!
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.
What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer... no stage 5.
Hitler walked so Kim can run.
One day I was passing a blind man and I gave him a gun and told him it was a blow dryer.
Next day I went for another walk and saw his grave.
Wait, since I'm underage from having sex, what is it like?
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
I don't like Trump because he has ruined my kind's greatest man, Donald Duck.