Short jokes
My son asked me to stop singing Oasis songs in public. I said maybe.
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
Cow jokes are udder-culous (ridiculous)!
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Bruh, frog cult is besttttt!
Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
What kind of fish knows how to do an appendectomy? A sturgeon!
What's 1 + 1?
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
Why did the kid get grounded? Because he was always lion.
Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...
What did momma seal name her twin girls?
Luceal and Sealia.
A Christian, a Jew, and a Catholic walk into a bar. The Christian says, “Where’s Mohammed?”
I drove my new rainbow-colored car today. For some reason, it wouldn't go straight.
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
One thing you can ask Mario:
"Can you jump up and down for me?"
What is the difference between a puppy and a fork?
I don’t microwave forks.
I'd tell a child abuse joke, but I forget the punchline.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off!