Short jokes
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
We have some leak in the fridge. I'm surprised nobody has called a plumber.
What type of alphabet does an elf learn?
The elf-abet.
August 3rd is the moon of earth, earth, moon, earth, universe.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
I saw a kid crying yesterday, and I asked him, "Where are your parents?" Then he started crying harder.
Why can't Jordan moan?
Because his parents are in the room next to him. Asleep.
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...
Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
I was playing hide and seek at work the other day. Unfortunately, it ended with me in the hospital, though; ICU.
Why can't Chinese do anything? The government won't let them.
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)
Why do leftists strive for a literate population?
So people can understand their wall of text memes.
I'm about to say this but.....
*whentheimposterissus*
I want diabetes so I can drink loads of Coke. - Louie Fennell 2018
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candis.
Candis who?
Candis nuts fit in your mouth?
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.
Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round? Because he was an odd man out!
Clarm chin ass bou ducky wack wakaka chuck chuyli bingbong DA sauec.
I am gay, is that ok?
I be on top sucking dick all day. I make him bust every day.