Short jokes
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!
Anthony Blinken's life sucks, and getting COVID-19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happened in his entire life!
Your breath is so hot, it made the Chicago fire!
Roses are red,
Potatoes are brown,
Your mom's so hot,
I put her down.
GF: Laying down.
BF: GROANING
GF: Are you good at aiming and shooting?
BF: Yeah, why?
GF: Shoot that did in there.
BF: Mmmhuugh
Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!
I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."
The only joke here is the topic.
All of them.
I'm high and it's very hot.
I need some water, but I don't got none. AHAHA.
What’s the difference between a mushroom and a tree?
One's a fucking tree.
Obese is the N-word for fat people.
When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.
Why did the boy leave his chestnuts in the rain?
He wanted them rusted.
What's the difference between 20 and 14?
9 to 10 years.
How does an artist fill in a CV?
He draws on experience.
befhwnwbnwnbenwbenw.
Life is like a box of chocolates, they f*cking melt :)
Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.