Short jokes
I'm just like my LEDs, I'm meant to be hung.
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land doesn't wave back! 🤣
Girl: Wanna come over to my house?
Orphan: I have to ask if my parents come home.
Jokes are like your grandparents, old and dead.
Did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can?
It was called "S & N."
We are always joking around about being adopted, when really we are still living in the orphanage.
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
What do you call a Mexican rooster?
Un gallo pelón.
Two people were on a boat. They were afloat on water!
We need skinwalker jokes.
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
My crush said that she would rather die than have sex with me... It turns out that she was lying.
You suck harder than a vacuum ever will :)
What do bungee jumping and a gay man have in common?
If the rubber breaks, they're in beep shit.
Roses are red, violets are blue, feminist pussy stinks, and yours does too.
I'm a turd.
What was the winning play at the leper football game? A hand off up the middle.
Suck my ass, guys!
"I need to go to the doctor!"
"Why?"
"It has a crack in it."
Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.