Short jokes
Yo hairline so ugly, when you go to school you fall on a line.
Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.
Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."
Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have anty-bodies.
The general proofreading Hitler's speeches was the original Grammar Nazi.
This isn't really a joke, but I HAVE PTSD, YAY! :)
7000+ bats.
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers?
It was getting a crinkle cut.
Hey, look, it's that "TRAINS gender" guy. He says, "I like trains." Uh oh!
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
Q. Why couldn't Terri Schiavo give good blow jobs?
A. She didn't know how to swallow.
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
What is better, autism or Down syndrome?
How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?
He CRACKed up.
My friend's mom died, and he also died in a crash.
What do you call a person who smokes?
Smokey the Bear.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're adopted!"
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius, but his brother Frank was a monster.
What do you call a person whose Lymphoma keeps recurring?
A Lymphomaniac.
What would a clock look like with no numbers?
Timeless!
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.