Short jokes

Where do sex addicts go when they need to talk? Hoe-and-Tell.

What should you do after banging the tightest pussy?..

Just put the diaper on her 😉

You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?

Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they can’t find home.

Kenneth's hairline [is] friends with Moses.

I got sad today.

Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.

I've been going to the dentist for a while now, I know the drill.

Christianity.

Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!

So, a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: "Is this free?"

Then the worker said: "Nope, 'cause I'm on sale!"

What did the swearing hen say?

"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)

What did the cussing rooster say?

"Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"

I thought about learning skydiving without having to afford gear. But the highest place I got is my apartment window.

What show do orphans never watch?

"Fuller House."

Your mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.

Knock knock.

What do you call a crazy lesbian?

Fruit Loops.

Evan

Why are orphans so sad?

Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."