Short jokes

Short jokes

Rape

How can all rape be prevented? Just teach your daughters to never say no to a man. There - fixed!

Sexist

What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?

There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.

(Just a joke, no offense.)

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  • Uncle

    I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me.

    "Let go of my nose!"

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  • Sex

    I was having sex with my girl, and she said she likes it rough, so I socked her in the face.

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  • Nut

    There is a new kind of jock strap; it only holds one nut. It is called a Trump supporter.

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  • Truth

    You want to know what the ugly truth looks like?

    Go look in the mirror.

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  • Angel

    You know every time we think of sex, an angel dies.

    We ran out of dead people hundreds of years ago.

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  • Cat

    Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house?

    A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.

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  • Bear

    Why didn't the bear go to college?

    Because bears don't go to college.

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  • Bar

    What do a girl and a bar have in common?

    A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!

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  • Star Wars

    Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?

    Yoda was in charge of scheduling.

    Hooker

    What did the hooker say when she found out the cash she was paid with for services rendered was counterfeit?

    I've been raped!

    Short jokes

    How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice. Wipe your bloody cock off on her favourite teddy bear after you’ve finished raping her

    Internet

    Me: Tells a racist joke on the internet and no one bats an eye.

    Also me: Tells the same joke at KFC and everybody loses their mind.