Short jokes
What do you call a clever clock?
Clockwise.
Once my friend's bakery burned down... His business is toast.
Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think he's alive.
He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis.
People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.
What's the worst thing about having a Congolese friend?
He always needs a hand.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Yea, they found her “head and shoulders“ on the backseat of her car.
How are peppers 🌶 so nosey?
They get jalapeño business.
What did the bull say to his son when he was going to school? "Bison!"
Where would a snowman go on his days off of work?
Snowhere.
Last words of the mayor of Hiroshima: “What the fuck was that noise?”
What does a peeing pterodactyl sound like?
Nothing, the pee is silent.
You couldn't spit out a good sentence, even if you ate a bowl of alphabet soup.
The worst joke ever.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 9 thankful to 6? Because 6 8 7 2.
Two nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted!
What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?
Look at that dino-sour!
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak!
Q: What will we give to a sick lemon?
A: Lemon aid.
What's wrong with airline food...! They're not black, and they're not people. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!!!!!!!! You're welcome?
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
How do you piss off a disabled person?
You put the cookie on the other shoulder.