Short jokes
The only difference between my grandma and the Twin Towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
When is a rapist safe around children?
When his plans are oven ready.
Where do rape victims buy their clothes from?
The kids section.
The mom: "Where did Timmy go after exploring that minefield across the road, honey?"
The dad: "Everywhere."
The couple next door made a porn film.
They don’t know it yet.
Did you know that Americans fall out of both sides of the bed?
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
Are you George Floyd?
'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!
I lost my dog. I probably shouldn't have named him "rape."
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't wanna say this, but nobody cares about you.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a thrill with pills. Jack came down, fuck a clown, and the cum made them frown.
My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese.
As if she doesn't have enough on her plate.
I hate writing dwarf jokes, but I normally keep them short.
When you commit suicide in your house, that's suicide, but when you commit suicide outside, you failed your parkour.
Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.
Roses are red, you are gay, and that's it.
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
Q. What makes music on your hair?
A. A headband!
There was a woman from Ealing, she had a peculiar feeling. She laid on her back, opened her crack, and pissed all over the ceiling.
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!