Short jokes
Ghanshyam.
What did the Deagle say to the G17?
"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."
I did have a good time today, I did.
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.
But she so ugly people are repelled by her.
Which is more disabling, autism, ADHD, or Down syndrome?
Tumblr people: "There are an infinite amount of genders."
The cannibal kid: "Bitch, please. There's just one gender: Food."
What goes boo in a car with no lips?
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.
Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.
Other family members: ...
Student: Hey! Did you hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Teacher: No?
Student: All I can say about it is, "Well, well, well."
New Windex ad:
You should get Windex for that dirty mind!
What did the poop say to the toilet paper? “You’re on a roll!”
What’s a gay man’s favorite cereal?
Froot Loops
Why is the mermaid so dirty?
Because she is a maid, mer-maid!
Hello people, my name is Osama.
I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.
Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣
Dude, Mississippi got a better K/D ratio than you.
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
Somebody asked Rosa Parks what color the Skittles were, but she answered everything was black and white.
Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.