Short jokes
Did you know that Americans fall out of both sides of the bed?
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
Are you George Floyd?
'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!
I lost my dog. I probably shouldn't have named him "rape."
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't wanna say this, but nobody cares about you.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a thrill with pills. Jack came down, fuck a clown, and the cum made them frown.
My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese.
As if she doesn't have enough on her plate.
I hate writing dwarf jokes, but I normally keep them short.
When you commit suicide in your house, that's suicide, but when you commit suicide outside, you failed your parkour.
Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.
Roses are red, you are gay, and that's it.
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
Q. What makes music on your hair?
A. A headband!
There was a woman from Ealing, she had a peculiar feeling. She laid on her back, opened her crack, and pissed all over the ceiling.
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔
Suicide won't work, I'm already dead inside.
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, and we're both getting sent home from school because it's distracting to boys, apparently.