Short jokes
What do orphans play on Roblox?
Adopt Me.
Lucifer's so broke he can't even afford air conditioning units.
I be ready to commit suicide.
But when it comes to jumping out my window, I'm scared ash.
What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
I can only fit three fingers inside the bowling ball.
Octopus, more like octopussy.
How do you kill a tranny?
Misgender it to death.
Confucius say, "Man who bite electric wire get shocking experience!"
What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
Apples look better hanging on a tree.
Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.
What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.
I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realized I was in a rape museum.
Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.”
Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles.”
So I was walking.
What do you call my sister?
Suicidal.
What do people often say in a cold Mexican kitchen?
Brrrrrrito!
What do you call an annoying emo kid?
A nuisance.
I'm a fast reader, I can go through 20 stories in a few seconds.
What did the captured Germans say to the French in WW1?
"Verdun for."
My doctor told me I had Alzheimer’s.
I said to him, “I don’t remember asking.”
Jack and Jill went up my ass to eat a big dildo, but Jack died cause he got hit by a brown thing.