Short jokes
What is an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging themselves? I guess they lost Hangman.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.
At the age of 100, you get a letter from the Queen. At 12, you get a DM from Prince Charles.
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
Have you heard of the new sequel to "The Exorcist"?
A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son.
What day is international terrorist day?
September 11th, 2001.
I'm so skinny, I could use floss as a noose.
Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument?
A knife has a point.
Imagine being such a low life that you need people to roast you to have stuff to do.
What do you call a mouse with sneakers?
Squeakers!
So I was digging in the garden and I found some treasure. I was gonna tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging in the garden.
Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
Just accidentally emailed a porn link to a co-worker... So I emailed ten other co-workers the link and called it a virus.
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
Would love to pound Sterling with a 14 lb hammer.
A policeman just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes. That’s ridiculous! My dogs don’t even own bikes!
add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you?