Short jokes
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
I'd tell ya a poop joke, but you're my favorite turd.
If anyone's gonna be fuckin' my sister, it's gonna be ME!
How can you save a depressed person from a tree?
You cut the rope.
What is purple, small, and rinsed off in a drainer?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇
Guess how I got away from my mom saying I can't play Fortnite? I took my stuff and I ran to Iran.
I like my coffee the way I like jokes about my coffee, I don't.
What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? "DOE!"
Him: What's the difference between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com?
Her: What?
Him: Nothing, either way you will be dating your cousin.
A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "uno, dos..." *poof* ... He disappeared without a tres.
Flippity floppity, women are property.
What did the plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me! 😂
I'm treated like God when I'm home, I'm usually ignored until someone wants something.
I was hunting at night for deer, and then I found one and shot it. I realized the deer I shot was actually my ex...
What does an orphan get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
I got a roommate. He killed a butterfly, and I said no butter for a week. The next day, he killed a cockroach. Son of a bitch, nice try.
I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said, "Go look in a mirror." I said, "Thank you."
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."
What did the Asian people name their retarded son?
Sum Ting Wong.
What is a self-harm person's favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.