Short jokes
Stephanie
What do you call a not potty trained human?
Amber Heard.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on the couch, the couch got destroyed.
A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"
Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."
The player says, "Oh, good for you!"
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What type of game is Africa playing at the moment?
The Hunger Games!
What meds do snakes with ADHD take?
Adder-all.
Woman: Doctor, doctor, I've been raped.
Doctor: Sex is good for you!
Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.
Only one band is capable of affording the insurance on supercars. UB40!
Overall, I'd say my career as a photographer has been a bit of a blur.
What is never ordered in an orphanage?
A family sized pizza!
My girlfriend asked me to name all the women I've slept with. I probably should've stopped when I got to her.
Today, I filmed an unboxing video at my friend's funeral.
His parents weren't too happy.
Why did Sally cross the road?
She didn’t wear her seatbelt.
What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?
Stuart Little got chosen!
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
Why did the smart orphan lose the tech competition?
The motherboard was nowhere to be found.
What's the difference between my basement and my garage?
One has a pile of babies' bodies; the other has their heads.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
Nacho Cheese!