Short jokes
Willy found some dynamite,
couldn't understand it quite.
Curiosity never pays;
It rained Willy seven days.
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
What's terrible? Three dead babies nailed to one tree.
What's worse than that? One dead baby nailed to three trees.
I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.
So people call me poor until they see my bank account.
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
"Hey, Prince, I want to say, "Don't die, I love you!"
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
The bench can support its family.
Kate ate food coloring last night. She said she was dying inside.
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.
How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
The depressed kid getting bullied.
The bully: "You are useless."
The depressed kid: "I know."
What did the hairdresser say to the power line?
"Want a power cut?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Esteban.
Esteban who?
If you do not open the door, Esteban you!
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
What's longer than a penis?
About anything.
Q: What do you call a skeleton that goes to school but doesn't do any work?
A: Lazy bones.
Hi Blake.