Friend: Hey, wanna race home?
Orphan: What home?
Short Jokes
Your hairline went back faster than your adoption papers!
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
Why donβt orphans play baseball?
Because they canβt find home.
Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!
People ask me if my friend jumps off a bridge, will I go as well? Of course not. I am a leader; I will go first, my friend will jump after me!
You look sexy with that rope around your neck.
Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.
Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.
This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?
No Panera Bread.
Don't ever tell somebody depressed to try again.
The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score, so I told him to stand up to the anthem.
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
How do you get a depressed kid out of a tree? You cut the rope.
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
Neither of them respect boundaries.
I was trying to hang the lights when I accidentally kicked the chair.
Yo ass built like a wide body Hellcat!
