Short jokes
What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common? They're both Headless.
I'm a big fan of white boards; they're remarkable.
What has two tires and no engine? A magic house 🏡
I have some jokes about popcorn.
Nah, they're too corny.
Chupa mi polla.
Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.
Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."
Why do people not adhere to the corona measures?
Because they hate their lives and want to die.
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common? You can't even deal with it!
Scammers got relegated! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
What do you call a 18+ animal jam?
Play Wild!
Whatever it is, I kind of like it.
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
What did Jim say to Jeff? "I killed your ham."
Russia be like we're strong, gets ass beat up by a comedian with a hook nose...
#i stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦
What's a priest's favorite fruit?
Cantaloupe.
Stephen Hawking shows up to a car meet-up.
A Middle Eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show. He starts by saying “2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!”
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
The DNA told the tailor that he couldn't find his genes.