Short jokes
How is smoking similar to oral sex?
The closer to the butt you get the stronger the flavor! 🤢
My grandpa personally killed 3 German pilots. He was the worst mechanic Luftwaffe had.
Depressed people have beautiful smiles. Okay, it's not a joke for normal people, but it's a joke for us.
I'd tell ya a poop joke, but you're my favorite turd.
Guess how I got away from my mom saying I can't play Fortnite? I took my stuff and I ran to Iran.
I like my coffee the way I like jokes about my coffee, I don't.
What’s Brock from Pokemon's favorite food?
Brockoli.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
You remind me of a snowflake, beautiful and unique. One touch and you're wet.
How do you shut Helen Keller up?
You give her mittens.
Where do sheep go to shop? Shears.
I am only familiar with 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don't know why.
If anyone's gonna be fuckin' my sister, it's gonna be ME!
How can you save a depressed person from a tree?
You cut the rope.
What is purple, small, and rinsed off in a drainer?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇
Your hairline goes so far back it went back to when Earth was created.
How many astronauts can you fit into a VW Bug? 11, 4 in the seats, seven in the ashtray.
What is the strongest weapon in India?
The red button (this is a fact).
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
I found out how to gain millions of followers.
Run through Africa with a bottle of water.