Short jokes

Him: What's the difference between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com?

Her: What?

Him: Nothing, either way you will be dating your cousin.

I respect anyone who devotes their life to charity work.

But I think Paul Walker went a step too far.

Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.

NWA: Straight Outta Compton.

Kobe Bryant: Straight Outta the Helicopter.

It's only okay to beat up a dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say, "Your hair smells nice."

what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?

I don't bowl.

How is smoking similar to oral sex?

The closer to the butt you get the stronger the flavor! 🤢

My grandpa personally killed 3 German pilots. He was the worst mechanic Luftwaffe had.

Depressed people have beautiful smiles. Okay, it's not a joke for normal people, but it's a joke for us.

I'd tell ya a poop joke, but you're my favorite turd.

Guess how I got away from my mom saying I can't play Fortnite? I took my stuff and I ran to Iran.

I like my coffee the way I like jokes about my coffee, I don't.

What’s Brock from Pokemon's favorite food?

Brockoli.

What do you call a sad strawberry?

A blueberry.

You remind me of a snowflake, beautiful and unique. One touch and you're wet.

How do you shut Helen Keller up?

You give her mittens.

Where do sheep go to shop? Shears.

I am only familiar with 25 letters of the alphabet.

I don't know why.

If anyone's gonna be fuckin' my sister, it's gonna be ME!

How can you save a depressed person from a tree?

You cut the rope.