Short jokes
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice. Wipe your bloody cock off on her favourite teddy bear after you’ve finished raping her
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.
Me: Tells a racist joke on the internet and no one bats an eye.
Also me: Tells the same joke at KFC and everybody loses their mind.
Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣
I do this too often!
"Yes, officer! It was a requirement to run over that child. It matched perfectly with the beat drop!"
Bet y'all did not know Kobe had blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west.
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
Why did the teacher get arrested?
He gave the orphan homework!
Did you hear about the gay choirboy?
He choked on his first hymn.
Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?
She was fed up with the hole business.
If the American Dream exists, why is it always filmed in Canada?
My friend said onions only cry, so that's why I threw a coconut at him.
A boat carrying red paint and a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned.
My dad told me I'm a failure.
I failed a math test.
Good thing there's a pole outside my house.
What's the difference between a PC and a 6 year old? I don't have to clean out my PC.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven who?
Heaven fun over there?
I went into a dark basement with a flashlight, but then it died, but I was not scared. I was actually delighted.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake! 🎂😂
What is the difference between a wheelchair and a walker?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
"Mice Krispies!"