Short jokes
How can all rape be prevented? Just teach your daughters to never say no to a man. There - fixed!
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
(Just a joke, no offense.)
What did the 0 say to the 8?
"Nice belt."
I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me.
"Let go of my nose!"
I was having sex with my girl, and she said she likes it rough, so I socked her in the face.
What's a pedophile's favorite holiday?
Halloween. Free delivery!
There is a new kind of jock strap; it only holds one nut. It is called a Trump supporter.
You want to know what the ugly truth looks like?
Go look in the mirror.
Donald Trump: "I play Fortnite just to build walls."
You know every time we think of sex, an angel dies.
We ran out of dead people hundreds of years ago.
What do dairy products praise? Cheeseus.
Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house?
A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.
Why didn't the bear go to college?
Because bears don't go to college.
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
What do tampons and your sister have in common?
I like penguins.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
What did the hooker say when she found out the cash she was paid with for services rendered was counterfeit?
I've been raped!
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice. Wipe your bloody cock off on her favourite teddy bear after you’ve finished raping her
Me: Tells a racist joke on the internet and no one bats an eye.
Also me: Tells the same joke at KFC and everybody loses their mind.