Short jokes
How to trick a gay man into having sex with a woman?
Take a dump on her vagina!
Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Because they have no body to go with.
Which flies cannot be seen?
Time flies.
How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.
What do you get when you get yourself a deer with no eyes?
You get no-eye-deer.
What does a chicken give you?
Student: Meat.
What does a pig give you?
Student: Bacon.
What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework.
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
Not to brag, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.
I went, I saw, I poop at hole. I make a portal.
Why can't orphans have friends?
They will stay together.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
What do ants use when they're stinky?
Deodorant.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.
Lesson in laziness number 136894236842: don't be too lazy to read large numbers.
We went running on our camping trip. It was past tents.
"Princess, you there? :("
Everybody add @christianisni22 on Snap!
He's a hot babe and he's single.
Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.