Short jokes
The second coming came and went. Jesus believed he was a Christian; therefore, he could never be himself.
Q: Why can’t Jesus make fun of gay people?
A: He got nailed first.
"I think Hannibal Lecter is soooo sexy... I'd like him to eat me!"
How come lepers don't play cards?
Well, if they lose a couple of hands...
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
Guess what, everybody? I'm dumb in math. I'm dumb and stupid at math.
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.
They called the song “Helen Keller.”
What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?
Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.
I played Clash of Clans, and when I requested troops, all I got were some Muslim wall breakers.
Girl: Rip, mother, I love you.
Me: Sorry for your loss.
Girl: Stop, I have a boyfriend.
Me: Stop, I have a mother.
It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.
Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!
How many redheads does it take to change a lightbulb?
One! She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."
*trigger alert*
Why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel?
Because there were too many black holes.
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
Orphans are banned in Alabama.
I'm a family doctor and I wish I could help but... you're an orphan.
Lol, these jokes have been heard millions of times.