Short jokes
What does a peeing pterodactyl sound like?
Nothing, the pee is silent.
You couldn't spit out a good sentence, even if you ate a bowl of alphabet soup.
The worst joke ever.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 9 thankful to 6? Because 6 8 7 2.
Two nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted!
What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?
Look at that dino-sour!
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak!
Q: What will we give to a sick lemon?
A: Lemon aid.
What's wrong with airline food...! They're not black, and they're not people. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!!!!!!!! You're welcome?
How do you piss off a disabled person?
You put the cookie on the other shoulder.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.
The "S" in Putin stands for smart.
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
My worst fear is being trapped in a lift with a man who is confident he can fix it.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be DYING to get in there.
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?
To make up her mind.
Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?
Because it said, "Focus."
Why did the priest invent baptism?
To wash their sex toys.
They can't say no if they're unconscious.
I gave a deaf kid air pods for his birthday.