Short jokes
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
What makes a depressed kid happy? ..... A bridge.
By the law, you are not allowed to have a sick bird. That's ill-eagle.
What is a self-harm person's favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
What did the Asian people name their retarded son?
Sum Ting Wong.
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?
A: A suicide bomber.
The worst thing about an owl is how they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave.
I was hunting at night for deer, and then I found one and shot it. I realized the deer I shot was actually my ex...
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."
I got a roommate. He killed a butterfly, and I said no butter for a week. The next day, he killed a cockroach. Son of a bitch, nice try.
I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said, "Go look in a mirror." I said, "Thank you."
What does an orphan get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
Where does the Batman go to pee?
The Batroom.
How do you put an end to MeToo? Just fill those combined showers with transgender women.
Why did the tomato cross the road?
To ketchup with his friends on the other side.
I got a phone call from a guy labeled "assassin" saying my life will end soon. I seriously doubt that he w- *gunshot*
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Why did Peter Parker take Gwen Stacy to an orthopedist?
Because her neck was killing her.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.