Short jokes

Short jokes

Fatman

why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.

Crime scene

What do you call an Australian visiting the UK on holiday?

Returning to the scene of the crime.

Dwarf

Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.

Military

Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.

Toilet Paper

Ran out of toilet paper, so had to start using lettuce leaves... today was the tip of the iceberg.

Mom

My mom told me a joke she made 13 years ago, but she didn't tell me what it was... Anyways, I'm turning 14 next month.

9/11

I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.

Children

Mr. Smith had four daughters. Each of his daughters had a brother. How many children does Mr. Smith have?

Dick

In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?

My dick.

Word

What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?

This isn't ketchup.

Dead

I was always poked and told at weddings your next...

So I went to funerals and poked them and said your next.....

Difference

What’s the difference between a prostitute and a Twinkie?

Nothing. They both squirt their white stuff when you eat it.

Chicken

Why did the man say chickens were lucky?

Because they get killed and eaten.