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Wanna hear somethin' ironic?
When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can't stop cutting.
one time i broke up with my roblox girlfriend by sending her a message, 30 seconds later i heard my uncle crying in the next room
What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?
Men toes.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white and blue stand for freedom..... Until they are flashing behind you!
Like this post to have give someone you hate bad luck
Why did the chicken commit suicide?
To get to the other side.
I wanted to make a belt out of watches, then I realized, it was a waist of time!
the last thing i told my ex after we broke up was “at least we’re still cousins”😂
I did a bunjee jump for charity recently. It was called spastics on elastics
I asked my girlfriend if he wanted to join my family tree... She dropped the rope and ran
You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. -- If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you.
Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says, "I can't believe I blew forty bucks in there."
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I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire today. Now they call him Hot Wheels.
My friend loves playing Roulette, so I figured I would introduce him to Russian Roulette. Blew his mind.
I tried to make vegetable soup today, but the wheelchair didn't fit in the pot.
i saw identical twins. i threw a paper plane at them.
I Am glass! People see right through me.
What does a pregnant teen and an aborted child have in common They both say “my moms gonna kill me”
