Short jokes
In 2016, Americans took "Orange is the New Black" to a whole other level.
If you faked the moon mission, don't apollo-gize.
Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.
Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.
why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.
What do you call an Australian visiting the UK on holiday?
Returning to the scene of the crime.
COVID-19 won't last long... it's made in China.
In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?
My dick.
Ran out of toilet paper, so had to start using lettuce leaves... today was the tip of the iceberg.
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?
He lost May.
My mom told me a joke she made 13 years ago, but she didn't tell me what it was... Anyways, I'm turning 14 next month.
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
Mr. Smith had four daughters. Each of his daughters had a brother. How many children does Mr. Smith have?
What is an Iraqi kid's favorite game?
Minesweeper.
Q) What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim?
A) Robert Drowney Jr.
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
This isn't ketchup.
I was always poked and told at weddings your next...
So I went to funerals and poked them and said your next.....
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a Twinkie?
Nothing. They both squirt their white stuff when you eat it.
Why did the man say chickens were lucky?
Because they get killed and eaten.
How many times does 43 go into 8?
Get in the van and find out.