Things I would have missed if my attempt in 2018 worked...
My attempts in 2019,2020 and 2021!
What do you call a dead parrot ? Polygon
Brojobs is like air It's not important until you don't have any
There are going so many things through my head. Sadly none of it is a 9mm.
I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
Your hairline’s so far back even Rosa Parks refused to sit there
What do white people and fences have in common? They both get jumped by Mexicans.
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?
Alien vs Predator.
If Hitler had a cooking channel: Step one... Turn on the gas.
When Bubba's condom broke, he spent a lot of sleepless nights wondering if he was going to be an uncle or a dad.
How do you know your acne is getting out of hand? The blind start reading your face.
I hate family reunions
I see too many of my ex’s there
What’s the opposite of an exorcism? It’s when Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child.
I'm like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside
911 jokes usually go over my head
Then it hits me
What’s the difference between a bullet and a jue
One come out the chamber
Bro asian girls have the weirdest names i was fucking one and she kept on saying im tu yung
playing irl fruit ninja on my arm
Want to know why parents don't get school shooting jokes? Because they are aimed at a younger audience.
sorry for all the jokes, ill end it
