Short jokes

Short Jokes

Miscarriage

What starts with M and ends with arriage?

Miscarriage. Now we all know that joke never gets old, and you know what?

Neither does the child.

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  • Science

    Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?

    A: 'Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.

    Room

    My mom told me it's not healthy to stay in my room all day... but the only places I'm allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.

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  • Suicide

    If you jump off a bridge while crying, it's suicide, but if you jump off a bridge while screaming "parkour," it's a failed stunt.

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  • Cutter

    Wanna hear somethin' ironic?

    When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can't stop cutting.

    Roblox girlfriend

    One time, I broke up with my Roblox girlfriend by sending her a message. Thirty seconds later, I heard my uncle crying in the next room.

    Irony

    I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!

    Belt

    I wanted to make a belt out of watches, then I realized it was a waste of time!

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  • Cousin

    The last thing I told my ex after we broke up was, "At least we're still cousins!" 😂

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  • Charity

    I did a bungee jump for charity recently. It was called "spastics on elastics."

    Family Tree

    I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to join my family tree... She dropped the rope and ran.

    Felon

    Why are Republicans supporting giving felons the right to vote?

    Because their own personal jeebus is a felon!

    Deer

    Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says, "I can't believe I blew forty bucks in there."

    Ankle

    You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you.

    Roulette

    My friend loves playing Roulette, so I figured I would introduce him to Russian Roulette. Blew his mind.