Short jokes

Short jokes

Miscarriage

What starts with M and ends with arriage?

Miscarriage. Now we all know that joke never gets old, and you know what?

Neither does the child.

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  • Room

    My mom told me it's not healthy to stay in my room all day... but the only places I'm allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.

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  • Science

    Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?

    A: 'Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.

    Suicide

    If you jump off a bridge while crying, it's suicide, but if you jump off a bridge while screaming "parkour," it's a failed stunt.

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  • Cutter

    Wanna hear somethin' ironic?

    When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can't stop cutting.

    Irony

    I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!

    Roblox girlfriend

    One time, I broke up with my Roblox girlfriend by sending her a message. Thirty seconds later, I heard my uncle crying in the next room.

    Cousin

    The last thing I told my ex after we broke up was, "At least we're still cousins!" 😂

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  • Belt

    I wanted to make a belt out of watches, then I realized it was a waste of time!

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  • Charity

    I did a bungee jump for charity recently. It was called "spastics on elastics."

    Family Tree

    I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to join my family tree... She dropped the rope and ran.

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  • Felon

    Why are Republicans supporting giving felons the right to vote?

    Because their own personal jeebus is a felon!

    Deer

    Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says, "I can't believe I blew forty bucks in there."

    Ankle

    You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you.

    Roulette

    My friend loves playing Roulette, so I figured I would introduce him to Russian Roulette. Blew his mind.