What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts

What does PEMDAS stand for?

Please End My Depression And Suffering

Who’s the best at musical chairs?

Stephen Hawking

Girl: come over orphan: I can’t
Girl: my parents aren’t home ;) orphan: oh cool something we have in common

Now that Stephen Hawking is dead the jokes will start to roll in just like he used to.

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the gay mans house.


Who’s there?

The chicken.

Do you want to hear a money joke? Never mind it makes no cents

Yo mama like a penny: two faced, worthless and in everybody’s pants

Why are orphans bad at poker?

They don’t know what a full house is.

why can’t orphans work at S.C Johnson

Cause it’s a family company

They say people are 75% water But I’m 100% useless

Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.

whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa.

Santa stops at 3 hoes

“Don’t be dumb,make sure she’s numb”

  • bill cosby

They told me I could never be an actor…

No one suspected me when they went missing the next day.

Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.

What’s the similarity between a bag of chips and a gun?

When you pull one out in class, everybody wants to be your friend.

what’s the difference between you and eggs? eggs get laid.

When meeting her parents don’t require you to leave the house