What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts
What does PEMDAS stand for?
Please End My Depression And Suffering
Who’s the best at musical chairs?
Girl: come over orphan: I can’t
Girl: my parents aren’t home ;) orphan: oh cool something we have in common
Now that Stephen Hawking is dead the jokes will start to roll in just like he used to.
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay mans house.
Do you want to hear a money joke? Never mind it makes no cents
Yo mama like a penny: two faced, worthless and in everybody’s pants
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
why can’t orphans work at S.C Johnson
Cause it’s a family company
They say people are 75% water But I’m 100% useless
Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa.
Santa stops at 3 hoes
“Don’t be dumb,make sure she’s numb”
- bill cosby
They told me I could never be an actor…
No one suspected me when they went missing the next day.
Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.
What’s the similarity between a bag of chips and a gun?
When you pull one out in class, everybody wants to be your friend.
what’s the difference between you and eggs? eggs get laid.
When meeting her parents don’t require you to leave the house