What do you get when you cross a clergyman and a politician? panhandler
Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Your hairline so far back I learned about it in history class
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?
to see who's hanging around.
i saw identical twins. i threw a paper plane at them.
You wanna know why I love trains?
They end my suffering.
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.
I have an EpiPen
Friend gave it to me when he was as dying
It seemed really important to him that I have it
What do strippers and peanut butter have in common?: They both spread for bread
when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder
I have 206 bones in my body but when I look at you I have 207
My therapist told me that time heals all wounds. So I stabbed him, now we wait
When you die, people cry and wish you to come back.
But when you do, people scream and run away.
I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself
What does a politician and a minister have in common? both of them will tell you anything to get money from you
how do you get your grass to cut itself. make it depressed
What does a relationship and suicide have in common?
I always fail on committing
I almost got caught watching porn.My mom got the bill for the account but luckily dad had my back.I mean we do use the same account
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong
