Short jokes
Why can't orphans go on school field trips? Parent Signature: _______
The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.
My sister's name is Coco, and one day she was funny, so I told her, "You coconut."
A man gets kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon?" next to all of the chalk outlines.
I am a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.
What do you call an athlete who injured 75% of his spine?
A quarterback.
Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.
If I'm the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a guardian of the galaxy?
That shirt's very becoming on you.
If I were on you, I’d be coming too.
Your mom is so ugly, she's the reason he swerved.
Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?
Because there were too many knights.
What's black on top and white on the bottom?
rape.
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
What school did we say it was today? What did the snow say? "I love!"
All these jokes are so offensive, Mr. Hawking just won’t stand for it.
Did you know the pool in the Titanic is still full?
Hey, can't wait to meet you! So join the crippling depression family!!
What's the smallest stick in the world?
Your man's dick.
Ever absorb Griffin?
Brady Quinn!!