Short jokes
People judge me because I'm quiet.
No one plans a massacre out loud.
Fuck the Green Bay Packers!
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? -- "Bison."
Are the three little pigs orphans because their mom kicked them out of the house?
I started a band called 999 megabytes... we still haven't gotten a gig.
What brings kids to school every day?
A school bus 🚌.
W ffseetyhggghjoi.
If you give a gator a GPS, does that make it a navigator?
What road goes all the way to the sky? A highway.
Stephanie
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
What is a bald eagle's favorite chip?
Preagles!
How do you bury a prostitute?
In a Y-shaped coffin.
Why was the math book so sad? Because it was filled with problems.
What do you get when a cow doesn't give any more milk?
A milk dud 😂
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
Person 1: Stop making suicidal jokes!
Person 2: Okay, okay, I’ll cut it out.
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: They're not even that deep.
The last thing I told my ex after we broke up was, "At least we're still cousins!" 😂
How did the tree get sick?
It got tinsel-itis.
A cow was walking down the road, and it saw a beautiful cloud in the sky, so it said, "That is an a-moo-zing cloud!"