Short jokes
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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A Lambo.
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.
Where did the mouse go?
To the mouse-um!
What pictures did turtles take?
Shell-fies!
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.
It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?
Girls are like roller coasters; the faster you go, the louder they scream.
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.
My dad was one hell of a pilot.
Grandpa was a hell of a planner.
Lucas is bronze 1 in RL.
When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why are orphans gay?
They call everyone "daddy."
Your forehead is so big, Mr. Clean thought he would hire you!
Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.
What is 8 divided by 2?
Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
Why does Aaron have no friends? Because his spine is weird and he is fat.
Ruhan.
A guy in a wheelchair said, "I stand for Boris." But I think he meant he sat for Boris.