Short jokes
Why did the clock go out to the gazebo? To spend some time out.
Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.
Why can't orphans say "mommy: me?" Because the fosters said no.
My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.
They both went extinct.
My friend has a shovel made of gold. I guess you could call him a gold digger.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita poo let me in!
Question: What’s bald and is in a straight line?
Answer: The cancer ward. 😵😂😂
Life is like a box of chocolates, they f*cking melt :)
If you give this a thumbs down, you're gay. If you give it a thumbs up, you're straight.
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
Two Australians walk into a bar. They run into the ceiling fan immediately.
One thing about disabled people is they never set foot in prison.
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
org.springframework.beans.factory.BeanCreationException: Error creating a bean with name X.
Why is drinking soda so sad?
It's soda-pressing.
Plz look up rainbow kiss - Bill Cosby.
Someone: Hey, are you a skeleton?
A skeleton: Of course, I have a SKELE-ton of fans!
1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia.
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
How do I get out of the toilet seat? Help me, please. I'm very stuck!