Short jokes
What is a car that runs and can't?
You're so skinny, if someone farts in your direction, you will fly away.
What is the difference between a human and a bird?
A bird can fly and a human cannot fly.
Why did you scream? Oh... Helen Keller tried to cook... 😨
Why did the guy take a bath? Because he came, and it was too much of a mess.
What is the difference between the snow ❄️ and sun 🌞? Snow is slippery, and the other kind 🧒 of weather is not slippery.
Dad: "I'll be back in a minute."
20 years later
Orphan: "Dad?"
Why did Wilson die? Cuz he sucks!
What is Saturn's favorite day?
Saturday!
Sure, just tell me how to put on a mask.
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
Hot man is sexy.
You: I want my mama.
Me: Soz, you can't even get one.
Money is power, and power is sex. Sex is ex, and ex is virgin.
Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.
Bro, your head is so big that it shines so bright, it turns into a lightbulb.
Why Cristiano Ronaldo loves oranges??
Because they contain vitamin suiiiii!
You're so ugly, even Smara gets jealous.
Write 317537 on your calculator and turn it over to spell "Leslie."
Sumona.