Short jokes
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
What is an orphan's favorite day?
Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible?
They're the same thing.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized at SeaWorld!
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
You soak balls, get it?
Don’t kill the Earth, it’s the only one with beer.
Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.