Short jokes
Moan moan moan moan and I moan more moan again moan moan and again and ×1000000.
Sorry to take your time today for a few minutes. We are cool, but not the best.
Wanna hear a joke? Your dad leaving you, you sad clown!
Why do orphans always ask Alexa to order milk?
Because their dad never brought it home.
If you're a crucified savior, clap your hands.
What is a magic car? One that flies!
Stop the orphan jokes!
Your hairline is so bent, not even NASA can find it.
Slit your wrists.
Son: I love you, Dad.
Dad gets in car and drives away.
Who the heck is Kristie?
Good night.
The boobs was funny tbh... But the last was rude.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Are you my mommy?
You will remember reading this for the rest of your life.
What is the best time!? 6:22 a.m.
What is important?
What time is it when you walk walk? Time to trip and fall!
Baby 🍼
What did the mom tell her son when he asked for a bowl of cereal? "Sorry your dad wasn't came back with the milk yet."