Short jokes
I call my sister a "fat cow," and she asks me, "Want to hear a joke?" I say, "Sure." She says, "You are the joke!"
Your mum sunk in the pool because she had a big butt.
Germany is...
POV: Orphans rule the world.
God said, "I'm your dad," then kills himself.
The orphan: Waaaaaa!
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
I was watching Avengers and I thought I saw a grape, but it was just Thanos.
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
What’s a cannibal’s favorite food? A vegetable.
Bored.
How's your day going?
Shut up, I didn't ask.
Use code tiko#teamfish
Why do people have sex?
Because they like going "Ahhhhhhhhhhh fuck me, bitch, I love you!"
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
One time I was with my uncle. He said to me to pass him the marble on the floor. All I heard was my butt clapping with his sausage.
Errrrrrrrrr my spine doesn't work.
Eeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Uff.