Short jokes
What is the oldest animal in the world?
A zebra—it is black and white.
You know what to do with this?
Get it to the same amount of dislikes and likes!
If I looked like Stephen Hawking, I would also be an atheist.
When a stranger keeps telling kids to kill themselves AKA the Stigg.
Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor.
Someone walked into a cancer ward and asked for a skin fade.
Why did the doctor check out Earth?
He had a tummy quake.
When you say, "I'm high!"
But then you fall off.
"Mine is 3 inches."
"That's not very lo..."
"From the ground."
What’s the difference between a woman that doesn’t belong in the kitchen and Bigfoot?
Bigfoot is real.
What time eeeeeee?
I love balls, bro. So do you.
What do you call a school bus with 30 kids?
A killstreak.
Ayo Lucas, a sussy baka!
What does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? A stand-up comedian.
What actor do orphans hate?
Dom Terreto (family).
My dog went through my bathroom garbage, and for some reason, my sister put a bunch of ketchup packets in there...
Really Karen?
I'm Batman.
Why don’t orphans play football?
They have no home field.