Short jokes
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
Me: I have an arrow in my head.
My friend: What's the point of that?
Me: Of the arrow?
Friend: No!
Me: Probably the flint.
Wassup? (DYM 109)
But he could only get 1 trade.
Your future.
I hate it when I don’t understand someone.
What is a bus 🚌?
What body part takes the longest to decay? The eyeball, because it will always dilate.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Con...
Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"
Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. Because he/she wanted to watch the moooovie.
"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"
Me: When I saw an orphan on the street in rags.
Also me: Are you okay?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave it away?
Me: Because you have no family.
I'm going to bomb a little child (I'm an USA bomber).
You're so skinny, if you take a bath you look like you're in an ocean. 🛀🏊♂️
Why did the orphan chase the family? Because he was jealous that he did not have a family.
What did Charizard say to Arceus? "Knife to meet you, literally. I got you out of Pokémon Sword and Shield!"
"Eeee, is a time for a tree night out to a tree. 🌲 I can fly to the earth day to day day one night type and a walk in and a tree."
What is a dog that does not walk? A magic dog.
What do girls have that boys don’t have? Bobbies.
Bitch!