Short jokes
I hate it when I don’t understand someone.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Con...
Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"
Uff.
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
One time I was with my uncle. He said to me to pass him the marble on the floor. All I heard was my butt clapping with his sausage.
Errrrrrrrrr my spine doesn't work.
Eeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Me: I have an arrow in my head.
My friend: What's the point of that?
Me: Of the arrow?
Friend: No!
Me: Probably the flint.
Wassup? (DYM 109)
But he could only get 1 trade.
Your future.
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"
What did Charizard say to Arceus? "Knife to meet you, literally. I got you out of Pokémon Sword and Shield!"
"Eeee, is a time for a tree night out to a tree. 🌲 I can fly to the earth day to day day one night type and a walk in and a tree."
What is a dog that does not walk? A magic dog.