Short jokes
When you say, "I'm high!"
But then you fall off.
"Mine is 3 inches."
"That's not very lo..."
"From the ground."
What’s the difference between a woman that doesn’t belong in the kitchen and Bigfoot?
Bigfoot is real.
I love balls, bro. So do you.
What time eeeeeee?
What do you call a school bus with 30 kids?
A killstreak.
Ayo Lucas, a sussy baka!
My dog went through my bathroom garbage, and for some reason, my sister put a bunch of ketchup packets in there...
What does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? A stand-up comedian.
What actor do orphans hate?
Dom Terreto (family).
Really Karen?
Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor.
I can't cum anymore. I can't put children through this.
You think my face is ugly? Yours is more.
I'm Batman.
Why don’t orphans play football?
They have no home field.
What does a Chinese machine gun sound like? "ching chong ching chong tang tang."
Why did the woman get raped in the ass?
She assed for it.
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.