Short jokes
Sumona.
Why did Wilson die? Cuz he sucks!
Dad: "I'll be back in a minute."
20 years later
Orphan: "Dad?"
Hot man is sexy.
You: I want my mama.
Me: Soz, you can't even get one.
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
Money is power, and power is sex. Sex is ex, and ex is virgin.
Bro, your head is so big that it shines so bright, it turns into a lightbulb.
Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.
Sure, just tell me how to put on a mask.
You're so ugly, even Smara gets jealous.
What do you call a magic car?
A human.
I bet you eat your cereal with water because your dad never came back with the milk.
Gwen is back, Freshfry is back, Addison Banks is back... This website is coming back to the golden age!
What is a nut that is in outer space?
A broken nut.
What time is it when you walk out to the school?
Time to go to school!
Omg, shut up guys!
Akeld: Do you think I should get an edges or a tapeline?
Me: Why not make both of them there? They're both messed up anyway.
Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people?
Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass.
Conor MacGregor to Poirier: "Your wife is your husband!"
(After the fight, or should I say after the fracture.)
Poirier: Really, bitch?