Short jokes
Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?
'Cause they can't make it family friendly.
Why didn't the orphan cross the road? Where was he gonna go?
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He ran out of battery life.
How do you get 100 babies in the back of a pick up truck? Blender.
How do you get them back out? Straw.
What is the octopus's favorite shape?
An octagon.
I don't have much motivation for things, that's why I haven't yet killed myself, hehe.
Teacher: Alright class, let's sing our ABC's!
The gay kid: LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ
What do humans and monkeys have in common? They both hang from trees.
"Suicide is a murder, and my body should go to jail."
Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?
It was blue 😔.
My sister reminds me of 911: one moan of "OMG" got everyone's attention.
What do you call an egg murder?
An eggs-terminator!
Okay not a depression joke but... what’s worse than 10 babies in 1 bucket?
1 baby in 10 buckets.
Why can't orphans celebrate Christmas?
Father Christmas left them.
I went up to the depressed kid and said, "I like ya cuts G!"
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
Why did the orphan play GTA? Because he wanted to feel the wanted level.
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
Man #1: Pretend your age is a level, I am Level 20.
Man #2: My son died at level 4.
Man #1: Lol, your son is a noob.