Short jokes
What’s an orphan's favorite food?
: Not home food.
I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?
If Donald Trump had sex with an orange, guess what his son would be?
An orange tree! :>
Sharb Glarv Jug jug Milky Jar jar Pobbies Mm yum yum Rawr Big pooboes.
What is a gay school boy's favorite grade?
D+.
Do you know how many women have been pope?
Nun.
Do you like Wendy’s?
Yeah, Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth!
What's the difference between a Thanksgiving turkey and my kid?
I only stuff the turkey.
Alvin and the Chipmunks commit war crimes.
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
Yo hairline so long that it doesn't have a stopping point.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple can trace back its family tree.
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
🌍: You're so hot!
🌎: How are you single?
☀️: I burn anyone who gets too close!
What do you call a scared octopus?
An octopussy.
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
My life, but wait, jokes actually have meaning.