Short jokes
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.
What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
The puppies actually get adopted.
Me: Have you ever went sky diving?
Friend: No.
Me: Well don't, it sucks.
Friend: Why?
Me: They gave me a parachute and I lived.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
What does PEMDAS stand for?
Please End My Depression And Suffering.
One day, I saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" I said, "His parents."
September 11, bring your plane to work day.
You wanna hear a suicide joke? Nvm, it didn't make it.
What do you call an orphan's family tree? A stump.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant person?
A Kinder Surprise.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be "Alien vs Predator"?
Why do orphans like getting kidnapped? Because someone actually wants them. 🤣
If I went to Walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they're barcodes too.
Me: Mom, I'm tired.
Mom: "Then go to sleep."
Me: No, you don't understand-
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.
If you die a virgin, then where does your v-card go? Does it go with you to the grave, or does your mortician take it from you?
What’s New York’s favorite game?
2001 flight simulator.
What's a pedophile's favorite type of garden?
A kindergarden.