Short jokes

Short jokes

Pilot

My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.

Helen Keller

How does Helen Keller say "dad?"

I don’t know, but you should ask her... wait, never mind, she can’t talk.

Boy

A boy was following me for 8 years, even into the stall. I finally told him I’m not gay.

Rape

Rape is so outdated, but when you pay them money, it is a popular date!

Orange Juice

What did the blender say to the orange juice?

"What the fuck are you, you are so fucking stupid, shut the fuck up."

Player

What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?

654-721-8940

(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)

Orphan

What is the difference between an orphan and a snake?

A snake has a home to go to underground.

Grandpa

Ya, I have a Hydro Flask.

H: My Y: Grandpa D: Sticks R: His O: Cock F: Up L: My A: Ass S: K:

Rapper

Why don’t rappers tell secrets?

Because they always end up DROPPING it.

Animal

I love working with animals, especially when I get to hear their cries of help.

Wheelchair

A guy in a wheelchair said, "I stand for Boris." But I think he meant he sat for Boris.