Short jokes
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
How does Helen Keller say "dad?"
I don’t know, but you should ask her... wait, never mind, she can’t talk.
Dad, sad, bad, rad, nad, tad, glad, clad, plaid, had.
A guy in a white helmet telling kids to kill themselves.
A boy was following me for 8 years, even into the stall. I finally told him I’m not gay.
Rape is so outdated, but when you pay them money, it is a popular date!
What did the blender say to the orange juice?
"What the fuck are you, you are so fucking stupid, shut the fuck up."
Q. What do rapists fear more than rabies?
A. Rape babies.
What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?
654-721-8940
(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)
What is the difference between an orphan and a snake?
A snake has a home to go to underground.
Ya, I have a Hydro Flask.
H: My Y: Grandpa D: Sticks R: His O: Cock F: Up L: My A: Ass S: K:
Why don’t rappers tell secrets?
Because they always end up DROPPING it.
This website is cruel and is NOT funny.
I love working with animals, especially when I get to hear their cries of help.
What is a home that can fly?
A magic house!
Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.
Your forehead is so big, Mr. Clean thought he would hire you!
Why are orphans gay?
They call everyone "daddy."
Ruhan.
A guy in a wheelchair said, "I stand for Boris." But I think he meant he sat for Boris.