Short jokes
How does the author of Harry Potter get around?
She walks, JK, Rowling!
Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?
People actually want stuff in a supermarket.
Q) What is the ONLY zodiac sign ever to be surgically removed?
A) Cancer.
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of their lives.
Why did the cow wiggle?
To make milkshake! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
What was the last thing to go through the terrorist's mind? The detonator.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn't peeling very well!
What did the duck eat for lunch?
Soup and quackers.
Why did the orange fall off the tree? Because he went out on a limb.
I saw a bicycler flip over a gutter. It was pretty grate.
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
So, if she gargles your cum, is that a jacuzzi daycare?
How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?
His face was chiseled in a mountain.
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.